Humor and Jokes

同一个妈妈比利和他的哥哥大卫读同一个班,有一天老师叫他们写一篇作文,题目是《我的妈妈》。大卫写好后,比利拿去照抄一遍。第二天老师问比利:“为什么你的作文和大卫一模一样?”比利回答说:“我们的妈妈不是同一个人吗?” The Same Mother Billy and his brother David were in the same class. The teacher assigned them to write a composition "My Mother." David wrote one and Billy just copied it. On the next day, the teacher asked Billy, "How is it that your composition is exactly the same with David's?" "W…     

同一个母亲

Billy and his brother Davy were in the same class. The teacher assigned them to write a composition " My Mother ". Davy wrote one and Billy just copied it .     

双胞胎

A. The Same Mother 同一个妈妈Billy and Davy were twin brothers. And they were in the same class. One day the teacher asked the class to write a composition "My Mother". Davy wrote one and Billy just copiedit.     

幽默四则

Ⅰ.His FaultBilly:Mother,Bobby broke a window. Mother: How did he do it? Billy:I threw a rock at him and he ducked. 他的错比利:妈妈,波比打破了窗玻璃。妈妈:他怎么打的?比利:我向他扔石头,他躲开了。     

妈妈在山冈

我10岁的时候,妈妈开始督促我写日记。我12岁的时候,妈妈让我读《西游记》。同样是12岁那年,妈妈教我“反叛”老师：“老师让你怎么写,你就怎么写？为什么不能写得和老师不一样？”我至今清楚地记得自己的第一次“反叛”：用一首诗去完成了一篇作文,结果我得了2分。“如果我是你们老师,我就表扬你。你不是偷懒。     

开心一刻

Billy:Mother,Bobbybrokeawindow.Mother:Howdidhedoit?Billy:Ithrewarockathimandheducke比利:妈妈,波比打坏了窗玻璃。妈妈:他怎么打的?比利:我向他扔石头,他躲开了。 (1)HISFAULT他的错Iansweredthephoneoneeveningandquicklyrealizedthevoiceontheotherendbelongedtoatelemarketer.“Goodevening,”hesaid,“mayIspeakwithMike?”“Sheisababy,”Ireplied.“Allright,”saidthecaller,“I’lltryagainlater.”一天晚上我接了一个电话,对方的声音使我很快意识到他是个电话推销员。“晚上好,”他说,“我想和迈…     

逃出马戏团

<正>Billy was getting excited.It was the day of the circus!Billy loved the circus—all the animals and the people.It was so much fun!比利很兴奋。这是马戏团要来的日子!比利喜爱马戏团——包括里面所有的动物和人,都非常有趣!At eight o'clock Billy and his parents arrived at the large red and white tent called the     

校园趣闻——仙女下厨

我的同桌是个“琼瑶迷”。一天，老师让大家写一篇题为《我的妈妈》的作文．只见她这样写道：“我的妈妈穿着件美丽的纱裙，如云一般飘进厨房，用她的纤纤玉手握着一把菜刀刮着土豆皮……”     

A Birthday Present

One day last week, it was my birthday. I came home and Mum gave me a card. It said, “There is a birthday present for you, Chunfang. But what is it？ Please guess： Its first letter is in the word ‘book＇, but not in ‘think＇, and not in ‘thank＇. You can find its second letter in “five”, but not in “four”. You can find its third letter in both ‘cake＇ and ‘drink＇. And the last letter is in ‘sheep＇, but not in ‘ship＇. What is it？”     

Oxford English——a good English text material

There is always a saying“Never too old to learn”.For Englishlanguage learning,it is almost the same rules for it.There are three mainfactors for language learning:teacher,teaching objective and textbook.Textbook plays most important part among the three factors.Only with the help of text book can a good teacher bring out anexcellent student,for the reason that it is very hard for teacher todevelop his own teaching material.It is also a waste of time and money.Furthermore,it will bring extr…     

妈妈变成小姑娘

小通通听说作文城里有个“作文人物接见室”,在那能与自己写的作文人物见面,他非常高兴!一个双休日的一天,他来到了“作文人物接见室”,要与上个星期写的习作《我的妈妈》中的“妈妈”见面。     

《表达真情实感》作文教学实录

教学要求１．创设情境，激发学生说真话，表真情。２．指导学生把自己的真实想法写出来，做到内容具体，感情真实。３．提高学生评价作文的水平。教学过程师：同学们，你们都羡慕当老师，是吧？（生点头）今天，我们也来当当老师好不好？生：好。师：我们班四十位老师和李老师一道来评一评一位同学的作文，大家可以各抒己见，看谁的老师当得好。师：（出示灯片１：《夸妈妈》）这儿有一篇文章，请一位同学读，其余的同学边听边思考：你觉得这篇文章怎么样？请评一评。（生念文章《夸妈妈》———夸妈妈一天晚饭后，我和爸爸妈妈在家看电视。…     

小鬼笑翻天

在教完《卖火柴的小女孩》一文后,老师给同学们布置了一篇作文:“请你代卖火柴的小女孩给她的妈妈写一封信。”几天以启,大部分同学都交上了自己的作文,只有李龙没交。老师问他为什么,他说:“卖火柴的小女孩没钱寄信。”     

“话题作文”指导实况及评析

师 :今天我们学习一种新的作文形式（板书）“话题作文” ,大家一起读一遍。生 :（齐读）师 :你们读了这个题目之后有什么疑问？什么是话题作文？话题作文和我们过去的作文有什么区别？话题作文怎样写……评析】话题作文是小学生没有接触过的作文形式 ,教者首先激疑 ,引发学生的学习兴趣。师 :什么是话题作文呢？大家一起学习几篇文章。生朗读第一篇文章 :《会说话的眼睛》师 :这篇文章的题目是什么？主要写了什么内容？（《会说话的眼睛》 ;谢老师的眼睛会“说话”）（生朗读第二篇文章 :《她真像妈妈》）师 :这篇文章的题目是什么？主要写…     

开心直播室

（一）一天，父亲问：“丁丁，你的作业完成了吗？”丁丁答：“完成了。就是这篇。”父亲看过后说：“丁丁，你这篇作文好像去年我就看过了。”丁丁说：“爸爸，我们班又换了老师，她可没看过。”（二）母亲：丁丁，你难道不为自己害羞吗？读了三年书，只能数到十。这样下去，看你将来怎么办？丁丁：妈妈，没关系，我可以做个拳击比赛的裁判员。（三）老师把丁丁叫到办公室，叹了口气，说：“你看看你写的作文。唉！我像你这个年龄时，已在报上发表了不少文章了。你怎么连一篇作文也写不好呢？”学生说：“老师，我想，那是因为你的老师比我…     

让孩子自己做判断

竹林子把小测试卷交到我手上时,用的是很严肃的语气：“妈妈,这篇作文,我还是用了老师的开头,因为我担心自己写的作文,老师会不给我分数。”然后孩子话锋一转：“可是妈妈,你放心,不给老师看的作文,我就不这样写了。”作文的题目是《我最快乐的一件事》。老师的范文是这样的：我经历过很多事,有忧愁的事,有烦恼的事,今天我要说的,是我经历的最快乐的一件事。     

要钻到学生心里出题目——初中学生写作心理漫议

前不久,在拜访一位老友时,曾谈及孩子们作文的事,老友说他的儿子小学五年级时曾写过一篇题为《我的妈妈》的作文,经他这位教语文的爸爸加工润色,得了个95分的好成绩.升入初中后,老师布置的第一篇作文是《记我熟悉的一个人》,妈妈自然是孩子最熟悉的了,于是孩子又把那篇《我的妈妈》搬了上去,结果又得了高分,老师还选作了范文.到了初二,换了语文老师,在一次写《我最敬佩的人》时,这个“聪明”孩子把《我的妈妈》稍加改头换面,又交     

The Study of Connotations of Certain Color Words in Chinese and English Culture

1Introduction Language is a kind of social phenomenon and is the carrier of culture. At the same time, it is an important part of culture. However, it is vocabulary that carries the cultural information most and reflects the human beings' social and cultural life most obviously. Vocabulary encapsulates the different cultures, and meanwhile, cultural differences result in connotative divergence of vocabulary.     

同一个母亲

比利和他的兄弟戴维同班。老师布置他们做一篇作文《我的母亲》。戴维写了一篇,比利就照抄了。     

与书为伴

Aman may usually be known by the books he reads as well as by the company he keeps; for there is a companionship of books as well as of men: and one should always lived in the best company, whether it be of books or of men. A good book may be among the best of friends. It is the same today that it always was, and it will never change. It is the most patient and cheerful of companions. It does not turn its back upon us in times of adversity or distress. It always receives us with the same…