开心笑吧

一天放了学,Tom和爸爸在聊天。Father:Who is the laziest in your class?汤姆,你们班里谁最懒?Tom:I don’t know,daddy.我不知道,爸爸。Father:You should know.Who doesn’t read or write,but just look here and there in class?你应该知道。谁在班里不读不写,只是到处看?Tom:The teacher.老师。AnswerCustom:Waiter,can you explain why the fly is in my soup?Waiter:It’s swimming,sir.答案顾客:服务员,你能解释一下我汤里的苍蝇是怎么回事吗?服务员:他在游泳,先生。Riddles猜谜语1.I can see it,but you can’t.What is i…     

Jokes and Humour

Tom: Father, our teacher does not know what ahorse is.Father: Why do you think so? Tom: You know, I drew a horse yesterday andshowed it to the teacher and he asked mewhat it was.汤姆:父亲,我们的老师不认识马。父亲:你为什么这么说?汤姆:是这样的。昨天我画了一匹马,我拿给老师看,可他却问我这是什么。     

英语角

I Don’t KnowTeacher:Tom,what are the three words which some ofyou use most often in class ?Tom:I don’t know.Teacher:Correct.译文:我不知道老师:汤姆,你们在课堂上最常用的三个字是哪三个字?汤姆:不知道。老师:答对了。     

Jokes and Humor

学法语儿子:爸爸,法语难学吗?父亲:我的孩子,开头是难,可往后就变得容易了。儿子:太好了!那我就学后半部分。1.T o L earn FrenchSon:D ad,is French difficult to learn?Father:M y boy,at the beginning it is,butafter that it becom es easy.Son:That’s great。I’ll learn the latter half.父与子父亲:汤姆,你要知道,当林肯在你这年龄时,他是一个很好的学生。事实上,他是班里最好的学生。汤姆:是的,爸爸,我知道。可当他在你这个年龄时,他已是美国总统了。2.T he Father and H is SonFather:Y ou know,Tom,when Lincoln wasyour age,he was a very goodpupil.In fact,he was the best pupilin his class.Tom:Y es,Father.I know that.But when hewas your age,he was President ...     

幽默四则

Ⅰ.Who Is the Laziest?Father:Well,Tom. I want to ask you aquestion.Who is the laziest person in your class?Tom:I don't know,father.Father:Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other     

轻松学英语

谁最懒父亲:嘿,汤姆,今天我跟你们老师谈过,现在我想问你个问题.你们班上谁最懒? 汤姆:我不知道,爸爸. 父亲:啊,不对,你知道!想想看,当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时,谁在课堂上坐着,只是看人家做功课? 汤姆:我们老师,爸爸.     

Jokes and Humor

学法语儿子:爸爸,法语难学吗?父亲:我的孩子,开头是难,可往后就变得容易了。儿子:太好了!那我就学后半部分。1.T o L earn FrenchSon:D ad,is French difficult to learn?Father:M y boy,at the beginning it is,butafter that it becom es easy.Son:That’s great。I’ll learn the latter half.父与子父亲:汤姆,你要知道,当林肯在你这年龄时,他是一个很好的学生。事实上,他是班里最好的学生。汤姆:是的,爸爸,我知道。可当他在你这个年龄时,他已是美国总统了。2.T he Father and H is SonFather:Y ou know,Tom,when Lincoln wasyou…     

开心果

——I wish I'd lived a thousand years ago!——我真希望生活在一千年以前。——W hy?为什么?———Because I wouldn't have had so m uch history to learn!—那样我就没有那么多的历史可学了。——Son:D addy,I w ant to watch TV.D ad:N o electricity tonight.Son:Then let's watch TV with a candle on.儿子:爸爸,我想看电视。爸爸:今晚停电。儿子:那咱们点上蜡烛看电视吧。Father:Y ou know,Tom,when Lincoln was your age,he was a very goodpupil,In fact,he was the best pupil in his class.父亲:汤姆,你要知道,林肯…     

Teacher Is Ignorant

Tom:Ourteacherdoesn'tknowwhatahorseis.Father:Whydoyouthinkso?Tom:Youknow,Idrewahorseandourteacheraskedmewhatitwas.老师无知汤姆：我们的老师连马都不认识。父亲：你为什么这样想呢？汤姆：你看，我画了一匹马，但老师却问我这是什么。Teacher Is Ignorant@林秋华     

FUN TIME

他赢了汤姆:你弟弟怎么样啦,约翰?约翰:他病了,躺在床上呢!他伤着自己了。汤姆:那太糟了。怎么回事?约翰:我们俩打赌看谁能把身子伸出窗外伸得更远,结果他赢了。足够新鲜顾客:我想知道这牛奶新不新鲜。侍者:新不新鲜?三小时以前,它还是草呢!你知道我是谁吗?男孩:那个校长难道不是个傻瓜吗?女孩:喂,你知道我是谁吗?男孩:不知道。女孩:我是校长的女儿。男孩:那么你知道我是谁吗?女孩:不知道。男孩:谢天谢地!一元钱老师问汤姆:“今天早上你怎么来得这么迟?”汤姆回答说:“有人丢了一元钱。”老师说:“噢,我知道了,你帮别人找到了钱。”汤姆回答说:“不,我只是踩在钱上直到那人离开。Tom:How’s your little brother,John?John:He’s ill in bed.He hurt himself.Tom:That’s too bad.How did it happen?John:We betted who could lean furtherout of the window,and he won.He WonCustomer:I wonder if this milk is fresh.Waite...     

开心果

1. Father: Tom , how foolish youare! you were in Grade One last year,and now you are stillin Grade one.父亲:汤姆,你真是太笨了! 去年你上一年级,今年还是上一年级。Tom :Buta teacher in m y schoolism ore foolish. H e was in Grade Threelastyearand now he is in Grade One.汤姆:可是我们学校有一个老师更笨。他去年教三年级,今年反而教一年级了。2.Teacher:W hatis the consequence ofthe breaking up ofthe form erSo鄄vietUnion?教师:苏联解体的后果是什么?Student:Itm eans thatwe have m ore nam es ofnew countr…     

Jokes

1.Father and son Father:You know,Mike,when Lincoln was your age,he was a very good pupil.In fact,he was the best pupil in his class.Mike:Yes,Father.I know that.But when he was your age,he was President of the United States.2.How do you find it?Teacher:Mike,you copied from John’s paper in today’s exam,didn’t you?     

“我不知道”

请看:Teacher:Tom,what are the three words which pupils use most often in class?Tom:I don’t know…reacher:Correct.以上虽是则笑话,但从某种程度上说明"I don’t know."应用之广。除了"Idon’t know."这一最简单、最明了地表示"我不知道"以外,英语中还有很多惯用法在不同场合表示同样的意思。现分别简介如下:     

开心乐园

一 Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand(膨胀) and cold causes it to contract(收缩,缩小). Now,can anyone give me a good example(例子)? 老师:我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在, 谁给我举个例子? John:Well,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short. 约翰:嗯,在夏天天都长,在冬天天都短。 二 Mother: Did you eat all the cookies, Tom? 妈妈:汤姆,你把饼干都吃光了? Tom: Oh, mum, I didn't touch one. 汤姆:哦,妈妈,我一个没碰过。 Mother: That's strange. There's only…     

The Best and the Worst

Jack:Who is the bestin your class?Tom :It’s m e.I don’t ask any questions in classJack:W ell,who is the worst?Tom :It’s our teacher.H e always asks us m any questions,and he knows nothingThe Best and the Worst@May     

谁最懒

Father： Who＇s the laziest in your class？ Son： I don＇ t know. Father： Who＇s looking around and doing nothing when you are doing your exercises？Son ： The teacher.     

Humour

IntheClassroomSchoolboy:Excuse me, Miss. I'm calling just to tell you I can't go to school today.Teacher:Why? What蒺s wrong?Schoolboy:I don蒺t feel well.Teacher:Where do you feel trouble?Schoolboy:In the classroom.ACleverBoyTom:Papa, can you write your name without opening your eyes?Father:Of course, I can.Tom:All right! Please write your name on my school report（成绩单）.WhyFishesOnlyLiveinWater?Father:Do you know why fishes only live in water and can蒺t live on land?Son:Yes, I…     

Reading

Mother:Whatareyouread鄄ing,Tom?Tom:Idon’tknow.Mother:Youdon’tknow?Youwerereadingaloud.soyoumustknow.Tom:Iwasreadingaloud,butIwasnotlistening.妈妈:汤姆,你正在读什么?汤姆:我不知道。妈妈:你不知道?你刚才一直在大声朗读,你肯定知道。汤姆:我是在大声朗读,可我没有在听呀。(忠东)Reading@忠东     

Who Is More Foolish?

Father:Tom!How foolish you are!You were in Grade One last year,and now you are still in Grade One.Tom:But at eacher in my school is more foolish.He was in Grade Three last year and now he is in Grade One.Who Is More Foolish?@江河