你在生活中应该铭记的10件小事

Publicly display way too much affection.
Blow 10 years of mileage points and fly first-class.
Ask your mom all those ＂Why did you？＂ and ＂didn＇t you＂ questions .
Make a wedding toast and knock it out of the park.
Learn all the forks.     

Reading passages

＂What＇s sad？＂ the matter, Bob？＂ asked his mother. ＂Why do you look so sad？＂
I don＇t have anyone to play with,＂ Bob said. ＂Why don＇t we just stay in Salt Lake City？ I had friends there.＂
＂You will soon make friends here,＂ said his mother. ＂Wait and see!＂     

红宝石般的朝日

In the early morning hour,
just before dawn, lover and beloved wake and take a drink of water.
She asks, ＂Do you love me or yourself more？
Really, tell the absolute truth.＂     

How Much You Know？

1. If you＇re ＂hot under the collar,＂ are you feverish, surprised or annoyed？
2. In computer language, what is ＂e-mail＂ short for？     

哈哈镜

The End
A：I say, I say, I say. What is the end of everything？
B：I don＇t know. What is the end of everything？ A： The letter ＂g＂.     

Heat and Cold

A class of physics at school.
The teacher： ＂ Now, who can tell me anything about heat？＂     

圣诞笑话

Who delivers Christmas presents for cats？
Santa Paws !
Where do snowmen go to dance ？
Snowballs !
What will happen to you at Christmas ？
Yule be happy !     

The Graduate

Benjamin： I＇ m just...
Mr. Braddock： Worried？
Benjamin： Well...
Mr. Braddock： About what？
Benjamin： I guess about my future.
Mr. Braddock： What about it？
Benjamin： I don＇ t know...
I want it to be Mr. Braddock： To be what？     

MOTHER

＂M＂is for the million things she gave me ,
＂O＂means only she ＇s growing old,
＂T＂is for the tears she shed to save me ,
＂H＂is for her heart of purest gold,     

MOTHER SAYS

Do you have some bread？
Do you have some rice？
I want some bread.
It tastes very nice？     

Word of the Month： Simile

Free-Time Fun （P13）
What are you doing this weekend？
Ray： Harry, how are you？
Harry： Fine, Ray.
Ray： So how＇s your nose？
Harry： It＇s broken, Ray.     

Cry

＂Tom, what＇s the matter with your brother？ ＂asked the mother in the kitchen. ＂He＇ s crying.＂
＂Oh, nothing, Mum,＂ replied Tom. ＂I＇m eating my cake. He is crying because I won＇t give him any.＂     

SOME AND ANY

Do you have some bread？
Do you have some rice？
I want some bread.
It tastes very nice!     

I am or I is？

Teacher： Tell me a sentence that starts will an ＂I＂.
Student： I is the ...
Teacher： Stop! Never put ＂is＂ after an ＂I＂. Always put ＂am＂ after an     

The Plural Form of ＂Child＂

Teacher： What is the plural of man, Tom？
Tom： Men.
Teacher： Good. And the plural of child？
Tom： Twins.     

When Do People Talk Least？

Student A： When do people talk least？
Student B： In February.
Student A： Why？
Student B： Because February is the shortest month of a year.     

How Does Zoom Feel？

一、故事内容
It＇s sunny today. Zoom goes to school by bike. On the way, his bike is broken; he falls down on the ground. ＂ Who put the stone on the road？＂ Zoom feels very angry.     

Why Teachers Go Crazy

Teacher： Why arc you late？
Webster： Because of the sign.
Teacher： What sign？     

A HELPINC HAND

＂Guess who is the highest this time？＂ our monitor asked us after the 2nd donation activity for the people in the earthquake-hit area.
＂The millionaire. There is no need to guess! ＂ one of us answered firmly. ＂The millionaire＂ refers to the richest student in our class whose parents are running two different companies and always wear the latest fashion.     

原创时态考题精编

1. - What＇ s her name？
--Oh,I___.
A. forget
B. forgot
C. had forgotten