成语游戏

啄木鸟—— 长竹竿进巷道—— 大风地里吃炒面—— 不倒翁—— 老太婆啃窝头—— 十一个人站两行——     

有趣的猜谜游戏

周末。我们全家聚在一起玩猜谜游戏。我当裁判,妈妈为红队,爸爸为蓝队,哥哥为黄队,爷爷为白队。分配好后,总共设立十道谜语,得分最高者为胜出。一场别开生面的猜谜比赛正式拉开序幕。     

幽默与笑话

A surprise! We had just moved into a new school district （地区）, when my brother was invited to a surprise birthday party. He didn＇t want to go, because he couldn＇t remember ever meeting the birthday boy.     

英语小笑话

My Sister＇s Fingers
Teacher： Kevin, why are you late this time？ Kevin： Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home Teacher： I don＇t see any bandages. Kevin： Oh, they weren＇t my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the na     

幽默与笑话

A woman visited the zoo and asked akeeper whether the zebra （斑马） was male ora female.     

幽默与笑话

Visiting Grandpa
A 6-year-old goes to the hospital with her Grandma to vsit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa＇s room.     

幽默与笑话

Call Me a Doctor! While sitting on the train one day,the man next to me started screaming, ＂Call me a doctor! Call me a doctor!＂ I asked, ＂Are you sick？＂ ＂No,＂ he replied, ＂I just graduated from medical school.＂     

游戏时间

检验你成语功底的时刻到了!以下10个谜语,谜底皆是我们熟悉的成语。看看自己能猜出多少题吧。     

笑话一则

别回去了一个金发女郎去看望她的朋友。她在朋友家时,天下起雨来了,于是朋友让她在自己家里过夜,第二天再回去。     

小幽默

Two PronounsProfessor:Name two pronouns,please.Student:Who? me?Professor:Good! Sit down,please.两个代词教授:请列举两个代词。学生:谁,我?教授:很好,请坐。     

Jokes

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小幽默

儿子：“你不是说你从来没在夜里叫我起床吗？” 妈妈：“是啊!” 儿子：“我是什么时候出生的？”     

Jokes

Even SmarterTwo women that are dog owners are arguing about whose dog is smarter...First Woman: "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy (送报工) to come around and then he takes the newspaper     

as改错专练

John was reading a book under a bigtree.Mike came up and said, “Be quick,theteacher is waiting for you.”     

Jokes

A woman phoned her daughter,who lived with a roommate.Instead of connecting with either of the young women,she got this recorded message: Katy and I are not in at the moment.If you are a man,leave your name and number and we will promptly return your call.If you are a parent,everything is fine,and we will call you soon.If you are a bill collector, we have already paid the bill.译文:一个妇女给她的女儿打电话,她女儿有一位室友。然而,这位母亲没有和两个年青姑娘联系上,却听到了下面的留言:“我和凯蒂现在不在。如果是位     

小幽默

英国和月亮老师:英国和月亮哪个更远?约翰:英国。老师:英国?为什么?约翰:因为我能看见月亮,却看不见英国。     

小幽默

吃鱼肖童正在姑姑家吃午饭,姑姑为她做鱼。肖童边吃边说:这鱼真好吃,要是不放刺就更好了。     

Jokes

A One day,a rich man and his son went out for a walk.On their way,the rich man felt very uncomfortable and found he had put on a pair ofodd shoes,one with a thick sole and the other with a thin sole.