JOKES AND SSTTOORRIIEESS

A On the way,they saw a shop.The thief said to the policeman,“Let me go in-to the shop to buy something we can eat in the train.”The policeman agreedand waited in front of the shop.The thief went into the shop and ran awaythrough the back door.All the policemen of the town began to look for the     

JOKES AND STORIES

A One day an American policeman was taking a thief to Washington D.C.On the way,they saw a shop.The thief said to the policeman,"Let me go into the shop to buy something we can eat in the train." The policeman agreed and waited in front of the shop.The thief went into the shop and ran away through the back door.All the policemen of the town began to look for the thief again.They soon caught him.They asked the same policeman to take the thief to the capital again.On the way the thief again wanted to buy something.But the policeman said,"You are going to run away.But this time I'll go and get something myself.You must wait right here."     

A Bird Made of Grass

Today I go to the book shop with my classmate. On the way to shop①,beside the street we meet some people.They are selling manned birds.The birds are made by themselves with grass.I can’t help taking one of them.Oh,it's so beautiful and vivid.It have②two wide winas and a long     

大堡礁潜水,一览缤纷水世界

Getting Ready for the Reef Needless to say,the trip to the Great Barrier Reef is a great experience. Day one began early at a dive shop in Cairns.It took a few hours to get to the first 1)reef,so we had a chance to 2)soak in the sun and meet the people we'd be hanging out with.     

Macdonald

Mother took me to a Macdonald1 , It is a fast food chain shop2. It stands in the center of the city with an attractive look. Immediately I liked for its western look. We entered, and we found a place to sit down. Mother went to front counter to order some…     

书架(英文)

We spent a day in the country and picked a lot of flowers. Our car was full of flowers inside! On the way home we had to stop at traffic lights, and there my wife saw the bookshelf. It stood outside a furniture[家具] shop. "Buy it," she said at once. "We'll carry it home on the roof-rack[车顶架]. I've     

小故事四则(英文)

At the Barber's Shop I go to the barber's shop（理发店）every two weeks．I don't like very long hair．When I go to the barber's shop，we al－ways talk a lot．He tells me all his news，and I tell him all mine．He meets a lot of interesting people in his shop every day and he likes to talk with most of them．So he always has lots of news for me．Every year the barber goes to France（法国）for two weeks for his holiday．And when he comes back to England，he has a lot of interesting and funny news．When he cuts my hair，he tells me about beautiful old cities and quiet little villages（宁静的小村庄），     

西方国家的店铺宣传语

1.Outside a muffler shop:"No appointment necessary,we hear you coming." 在消声器店的外面:"根本不用预约,我们听到你来了!" 2.in a reception room:"We shoot every 3rd salesman.and,the 2nd one just left."     

The Price of Steak

Tom was a shopkeeper.He had a small corner shop.It was open fromseven in the morning until eleven at night and sold many different things.Tom worked hard in his shop but he had a good business and he was happy. Then a supermarket opened across the street.The supermarket was tentimes the size of Tom’s shop.     

狡猾的老板

Joe had a shop. He worked five and a half __1__ a week. His shop was __2__ at one o＇ clock on Thursday, and it was closed the __3__ Sunday. Saturday was the busiest day.     

幽默与笑话(英文)

1.A Saucer T hat B rings L uckA fam ous art collector is crossing a N ew Y ork street when,in frontof a shop,he sees a shabby cat avidly licking som e m ilk from a sm allsaucer.The m an im m ediately realizes that the saucer is very ancientandvery valuable.So he steps into the shop with an uninterested look andasks to buy the cat.But the shop owner answers,“Im sorry,but the catis not for sale.”“Please,”says the collector,“I need a ravenous cat around m yhouse to catch allthe m ice.Ill…     

About Hearing Aids

Mr Green worked in a shop. The shop sold, cleaned and repaired hearing aids.O ne day an old m an entered the shop and put down a hearing aid in frontofM r G reen w ithout a word. “W hats the m atter with it?”M r G reen asked.The m an did not an- sw er. …     

Houdini-the Greatest Magician of All Time

I shall never forget one showing which was really a challenge. I was busy getting ready to(?) my winter fashions. Then--just 13(?) before the showing—the sewing girls were called out on(?). I found myself left with one(?)and the woman who was in charge of the sewing room! Ⅰwas as(?)as my models and salesgirls. "We'll never(?)it, " one of them cried. Here, I thought, is the test of all tests for Father's(?). Where is the way(?)this time? I wondered and worried. I was certain we would(?)to call off the showing--(?)else show the clothes unfinished. Then it dawned on me.     

Too Polite

A woman who frequented(经常去) a small antique(古董) shop rarely purchase anything but always found fault with the merchandise(商品) and prices. The manager and her salesclerk(售货员) took the womans grumpy(粗暴的) complaints in stride(不很在意) but one day she went too far. "Why is it I never manage to get what I ask for in your shop﹖" demanded the woman.A sm ile on her face,the clerk calm ly replied,“Perhaps its because we re too polite.” (河北 严双红)Too Polite!河北@严双红…     

Twenty-four Time Zones

Strange things happen to time when you travel because the earth is divided(划分为) into twenty-four time zones(时区), one hour apart. You can have days with more or fewer than twenty-four hours, and weeks with more or fewer than seven days.in the hall.3.There willbe a sports m eetin ourschoolnextweek.4.There stands/is/lies a big tree in front of the classroom .5.There used to be a shop on the corner of the street. 6. There are som e /several students on the playground,aren t there? 7.There we…     

Who Was Wrong

Mr. Richards worked in a shop. The shop cleaned and repaired hearing-aids (助听器). One day an old man came _1_ the shop and put one _2_ in front of Mr. Riehards _3_ saying a word.     

A Bookshelf or Something Else？

We spent a day in the country and picked a lot of flowers. Our car was full of flowers inside! On the way home, we had to stop at traffic lights, and there my wife saw the bookshelf. It stood outside a furniture(家具) shop. “Buy it ,” she said at once. “We‘ll carry it home on the roof rack(车顶架). I‘ve always wanted one like that.” What could I do‘?. Ten minutes later I was twenty dollars poorer, and the bookshelf was tied on to the roof rack.     

The Giving Trees

I was a single parent of four small children. Money was always tight, but we had a roof over our heads, food on the table, clothes on our backs, and if not a lot, always enough. My kids told me that in those days they didn＇t know we were poor. They just thought Morn was cheap I＇ve always been glad about that. it was Christmas time, and although tilere wasn＇t money for a lot of gifts, we planned to celebrate with church and family, parties and friends, drive downtown to see the Christmas lights, special dinners, and celebrate by decorating our home. But the big excitement for the kids was the fun of Christmas shopping at the mall. They talked and planned for weeks ahead of time, asking each other and their grandparents what they wanted for Christmas. I dreaded it. I had saved S120 for presents. The big day arrived and we started out early. I gave each of the four kids a twenty dollar bill and reminded them to look for gifts about four dollars each. Then everyone scattered. We had two hours to shop; then we would meet back at the ＂Santa＇s workshop＂ display.     

高考情景对话题专练

Henry‘s first job was in a shop.the shop opened_____nine o‘lock,_____his first day he was late for work.     

The Altruistic Barber

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.When the priest tried to pay for the haircut,the barber refused,saying:"You do God's work."The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut,and again the barber refused payment,saying:"You protect the public."The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop. A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut,and again the barber refused payment,saying:"You serve…