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TomsID(身份证)WhenTomwas19yearsold,hewenttoabarwithanolderfriend.TheguyatthedooraskedforhisID.Hegavehimthedriverslicense,whichofcoursehadhisdateofbirthprintedonit.Theguylookedatitandsaid,“Youhavetobe21ifyougetinhere.”“ButthatIDisafewyearsold,”Tomreplied.Theguylookedatitagainforamoment,thensaid,“OK,OK”andlethimin.AParrotsAnswerAboygoestoapetshoptobuyaparrot.Thereheseesaparrotwitharedstringtiedtoitsleftlegandagreenstringtiedtoitsrightleg.Heaskstheownerthesigni… 相似文献
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《中学英语园地》2007,(9)
1.That Man Knows the Future With a saw,Nasreddin was cutting a branch of a tree in his garden when a man passed by.The man stopped and said,"Excuse me,but if you continue to saw that branch like that,you will fall to the ground with it."He said this because Nasreddin was sitting on the branch and cutting 相似文献
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下列各个句子中只有一处错误,请细心查找并改正。1.Thepowdermadeintobreadbrown.2.Shepersuadednotonlysomeoftheteachersbutalsoallthestudentsinourclassgoingtoattendthelecture.3.Theprofessorwantedtoseethemonkeyandfindouthowlongitwouldtakethemonkeytofindthefood.4.Isawhimsink,butinamomenthisheadappearedoutagain.5.Frankdidntknowawordofthesespeeches,buthealsoapplauded(鼓掌)aftereachone.6.Inthelastspeech,MrBlacksaidsomethingonthemeeting.7.AfterwehaveEnglishclasses,theteacherusu… 相似文献
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MrGibsonwenttoaflightschool.Heinsistedonlearningtoflythatday.Asallplaneswerecurrently(近日)inuse,theowneragreedtoin鄄structhimonhowtopilotahelicopteralonebyradio.HeshowedMrGibsonhowtostartitandtaughthimthebasics(基本原则),thensenthimonhisway.AfterMrGibsonclimbed1,000feet,heradioedin(发无线电报).“I蒺mdoinggreat!Iloveit!Theviewissobeautiful,andI蒺mstartingtogetthehangof(掌握……的窍门)this.”Atanaltitudeof2,000feet,heradioedinagain,sayinghoweasyitwasbecomingtofly.Thehelicopterclimbedover3,… 相似文献
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InaRestaurant1)Customer:Waiter,theresadeadbeetleinmysoup.Waiter:Yes,Sir,theyarenotverygoodswimmers.2)Customer:Waiter,theresaflyinmysoup.Waiter:Thatsallright,Sir,hewontdrinkmuch.3)Customer:Waiter,theresaflyswimminginmysoup.Waiter:Sowhatdoyouexpectmetodo,callalifeguard?4)Customer:Waiter,whatsthemeaningofthisflyinmyteacup?Waiter:Iwouldndknow,Sir,Imawaiter,notafortuneteller.InSamsHouse1)Dad:Yourteachersaysshefindsitsimpossibletoteachyouany-thing!Sam:ThatswhyIsayshesnogood!2)Dad:Sam,howc… 相似文献
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Boss’s Idea When my printer’s type began to go faint,I called a repair shop.Afriendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned.Because the shop charged 50 pounds for such cleanings,he told me,itwould be better for me to read the printer's directions and try the job my- 相似文献
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★Teacher:Whocantellmethedifferencebetweenlighteningandelectricity?Student:Ican.Youdon'thavetopayforlightening.★GenerationYap代沟My15-year-old,Damian,listenedintentlytomeexplainthevaluesIlearnedasateen-ager,“Modestyistheguardianofchastity,”Isaid.Ifyoudress,speakandconductyourselfinamodestmanner,youwillbechaste.”“Youmeanbygirls?”herepliedwithenthusiasm.注:chasteadj.贞洁的,(思想,言论,尤其是性的节操)有道德,这里与chased(追赶)同音。幽默二则(英文)@周钦海… 相似文献
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于莹 《中学英语园地(高三版)》2007,(4)
Extract Wisdom Teeth One day a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract a tooth. 相似文献
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《Reading and Writing(初中版)》2007,(12)
There was a big garden near Nasreddin's house,and it had a lot of fruit trees in it.Oneday Nasreddin saw some beautiful apples on one of them.He went home and got a lad-der,put it against the high wall of the garden and climbed up.Then he pulled the ladder up,put itdown on the other side, 相似文献
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《海外英语》2004,(1)
TOO MANY QUESTIONSThere was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her.One time she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible he gave a little chuckle (轻笑) and went back to what he was doing. After awhile he turned to her and asked “You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you? ”The lady replied “Of course I do it is the Bible. ” 相似文献
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《Reading and Writing(高中版)》2007,(10)
When Mr Jones went to restaurant one day,he left his coat near the door.There was nothing in the pockets of the coat when he left it, so he was very surprised when he 相似文献