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罗慧珍 《中学英语园地(高三版)》2006,(2)
In a peace w ayX iao H ua cam e back hom e w ith the report card from school.H e saidto his father,“Y ou are a m em ber ofPeace Council,aren tyou?”“O f course.”“So I suggestw e solve som e quarrellings in a peace w ay,O k?I didn tdo wellin this exam .”M aking experim ent on the spotA salesm an visited a general. H e took out a suit of uniform andboasted of it.A tlast,he said,“This uniform can protect your body fromanything.”“Excellent! Putit on yourself.” Then the gerneralsaid … 相似文献
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丁道文 《中学英语园地(高三版)》2007,(2)
I Save 20 Cents Less Bill is a doorman. He works in a factory, and he usually comes home at seven every evening. Last Friday he came back home very early, and he was very angry. He shut the door very hard, went into the living room and sat down. His wife… 相似文献
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程炜 《中学英语园地(高三版)》2006,(11)
He WAnted Two Balloons The boy's clothing shop was giving away balloons to customers' chil- dren. One little fellow asked if he might have two.“Sorry,”the clerk said, “but we give only one balloon to each child. Do you have a brother at home?” The youngester was always truthful, but he wanted another balloon badly.“No,”he replied regretfully,“but my sister does, and I'd like one for him.”You Are Smarter Now “I want you to give me a pill to make me smarter,”the man told his docto… 相似文献
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于莹 《中学英语园地(高三版)》2007,(Z1)
Main Entrance A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read"BEST- DEALS". 相似文献
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★Teacher:Whocantellmethedifferencebetweenlighteningandelectricity?Student:Ican.Youdon'thavetopayforlightening.★GenerationYap代沟My15-year-old,Damian,listenedintentlytomeexplainthevaluesIlearnedasateen-ager,“Modestyistheguardianofchastity,”Isaid.Ifyoudress,speakandconductyourselfinamodestmanner,youwillbechaste.”“Youmeanbygirls?”herepliedwithenthusiasm.注:chasteadj.贞洁的,(思想,言论,尤其是性的节操)有道德,这里与chased(追赶)同音。幽默二则(英文)@周钦海… 相似文献
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于莹 《中学英语园地(高三版)》2007,(4)
Extract Wisdom Teeth One day a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract a tooth. 相似文献
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王君 《中学英语园地(高三版)》2005,(4)
D on t T alk W hile Y ou E atTom s father never lets his child say anything when he is having hism eal.O nce,the father found the boy was anxious to tell him som ething,so he allowed the boy to speak.Tom asked,“Can the flies be eaten,D ad?”The father was surprised,“W hy do you ask m e such a silly ques-tion?”Tom answ ered,“There was a fly on your food,but...but...you havesw allowed it!”“O h...O h...W hy didn t you tellm e sooner?!”the father asked.Six W ild A nim alsTeahcer:Jack… 相似文献
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严双红 《中学英语园地(高三版)》2006,(9)
Shut Your Mouth A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The follow ing exchange takes place....The man says,“Whats the problem ,officer?” Officer:Im going to give you a citation for notwearing your seatbelt. Man:Oh,I just took it off … 相似文献
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邓树权 《中学英语园地(高三版)》2005,(1)
DadIsFiveMissGreen:David,canyoutellmehowoldyourdadisthisyear?David:Dadisfiveyearsold.MissGreen:Fiveyearsold?Thinkitagain,David.Isn蒺tyourdadasyoungasyou?David:Yes.MydadhimselftoldmethathehadbeenafathersinceIwasborn.WellKnownFather:Chinese押50;maths押40;English押30.Areyoustillpleasedwiththem?Son:Dad,you蒺reknownforthat.Myteacherswanttoseeyou.心一刻幽默二则(英文)!广东@邓树权… 相似文献
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老鹰和小鸡的故事一天,一个农夫在他的农田里发现了一只受伤的鹰。农夫一时不知所措,便把鹰带回了家,并且把它和自己养的小鸡放在了一起以确保鹰不受伤害。农夫把鹰和小鸡养在一起后,还每天给鹰喂食物,他精心照看受了伤的老鹰很长一段时间,直到老鹰的伤口开始慢慢地愈合。 相似文献
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袁殿富 《中学生读写(初中)》2003,(5)
黄鹂自古就少星期天,学生李虎和刘龙到郊外柳林里游玩,李虎说:“这儿的树真多,可惜黄鹂太少了!”刘龙接过来说: “黄鹂自古就少嘛!”李虎问:“何以见得?”刘龙回答:“唐朝大诗人杜甫的诗中说过:‘两个黄鹂鸣翠柳’……” 相似文献
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A.ToShavetheFace———Howmanytimesdoyoushave(刮)thefaceaday?———Aboutfortyorfiftytimes.———Oh,somany.Aren'tmad(疯的)?———No,it'sOK.I'mabarber(理发师).B.Whatwillhap-penifthereisnosun?Son:"Doestheearthturnroundthesun,Dad?"Dad:"Yes,itdoes."Son:"Whatwillhappenthenif(如果)there'snosunonthesky(天空)?"Two humour(幽默二则)@肖运进… 相似文献
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《中学英语之友(初一版)》2007,(9)
(A) (W=Woman; D=Dave) W: Can I help you, please? D: Yes, I!d like something to drink. W: Would you __1__ a bag of milk? D: No, I don!t like milk. W: What about a cup __2__ coffee? D: No. I!d like a glass of water. W: Would you like something to eat, __3__… 相似文献