Jokes

Clean FliesCustomer: Oh, God! So many flies in the dining hall!Waiter: Don蒺t be afraid, sir. They are not dirty at all.Customer: Why?Waiter: Because they have been in the kitchen since they were born. And mind you, our kitchen(厨房) is very clean.Where Does God (上帝) Live?Teacher:Now, Susan, can you tell us where God lives?Susan: Yes, Miss. I think he lives in the bathroom.Teacher: In the bathroom? Why?Susan: Because every morning I can hear my father knock on the bath-room door a…     

A Famous Actress

Joan Chen is famous both in China, where she grew up, and in the United States, where she now lives. How did Joan become a famous actress in two countries? It's an interesting story.     

The Plural of“Child”

Teacher:What is the plural of man,Tom?Tom:Men.Teacher:Good.And the plural of child?     

Humours and Jokes

Michael: Teacher, is there life after death? Teacher: Why do you ask this question? Michael: I may need the extra time to finish all the homework you gave us.     

Which Is Farther Away?

Teacher:Which is farther away,A ustralia or the moon?Bobby:A ustralia.Teacher:W hy do you say that? Bobby:Because we can see the m oon,we can tsee A ustralia.Which Is Farther Away?     

英语快餐(英文)

The Plural Form of“Child”Teacher:What is the plural(复数)of man,Tom?Tom:Men.Teacher:Good.And the plural of child?Tom:Twins.     

幽默七则

Teacher: Jane, what are the three words which students often use at school? Jane: I don't know …Teacher: Correct.     

Right?

Teacher: Are you right?You are sleeping in theclass.Pupil:No.I'm not right.Teacher:What?Pupil:It's worse thasleeping in the bed.     

The Teacher and His pupil

Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!     

Shape

Teacher: Jack, what’s the shape of the earth(地球)? Jack: En, it’s a sphere(球体). Teacher: Why do you think it’s a sphere? Jack: Isn’t it a sphere? It must be a cube(立方体).     

休闲屋

Correct Teacher:Jane, what are the three wordswhich pupils(学生)use most often at school? Jane:I don’t know...。 Teacher:Correct.     

JOKES

<正>The Fourth Element Teacher: What are the four elements of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and... Teacher: And what? Just think it over; what do you wash your hands with? Student: Soap!     

《Brush and Comb》（短课）教学实录

Part 1: Teacher: Good afternoon, boys and girls. Nice tomeet you. Class: Good afternoon, teacher. Nice to meet you,tOO. Teacher: What day is today, do you know? Class: It's Friday. Teacher: Now let's sing an English song—"This isthe way we wash our clothes. "I'11 invite some volunteers to sing and do the actions. OK? Class: OK! (Some volunteers come to the front and     

Jokes and Humor

The Plural Form of"Child"Teacher:What is the plural of man,Tom?Tom:Men.Teacher:Good.And the plural of child?Tom:Twins."孩子"的复数形式老师:汤姆,"男人"这个词的复数形式是什么?汤姆:男人们。老师:答得好。那"孩子"的复数形式呢?汤姆:双胞胎。     

乐乐天地

Teacher:Young man,are you the teacher of this class?     

Jokes and Humor

RoundTeacher: Tom, can you say something round? Tom: Of course, the sun, the earth, wheels and... Teacher: What else? Tom: And I get a     

笑笑街

The Eyelids(眼皮)Peter is sleeping in English class.Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what’s the biggest thingThe Eye(最大的) in the world(世界)?Peter: Well, well....eyelids....Teacher: What? Eyelids?Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soonas(一……就) I shut(闭) my eyes     

The Shape of the Earth

Teacher: Tony! What’s the shape(形状) of the earth?Tony: It is round.     

迷你空间

Teacher:“Find America on the map for me,Tom.”Tom:“It’s there,sir.”Teacher:“That’s right.Now,Sammy,who discovered America?”     

开心笑吧

Teacher:“Find America on the map for me,Tom.”Tom:“It’s there,sir.”Teacher:“That’s right.Now,Sammy,who discovered America?”