JOKES

Applying to Be a Soldier An old man applied(申请)to be a soldier.The sergeant(中士)asked him,“How old are you?”“Sixty—two”answered theold man.The sergeant said:“You know,you’re too old to be asoldier.”Then the old man said:“Maybe,it’s a little old to be asoldier,but don’t you need a general(将军)?”     

永远爱你(英文)

“I’ll love you for always.I’ll like you forever,as long as you’re living.”这是母亲对儿子的爱语,也是后来儿子对母亲的回敬。For many years,a couple had been trying for a child,thinking that their effort were useless,they gave up and resigned(听从)themselves to other methods.     

腿（leg）脚（foot）“灵变”

The words“leg”and“foot”appearquite often in spoken English. At a party,when you feel like danc-ing,you can say to a good friend of yours:“Let’s shake a leg.” Obviously. itmeans “Let’S dance!” When you wantyour friend to hurry,you can also say:“Shake a leg.” In American English itmeans“hurry”。     

A Flea Market

“I knew it would be a mistake to bring you here,” Mildred scolded her cat.“Whenever I take you to a flea market you get ner- vous and start scratching.”Mildred’s cat shouldn’t get upset for a flea     

语义重复例析

1.错:Which else do you like?正:What else do you like?析:else可与疑问代(副)词、不定代词连用,后置.但是英语中规定else不能用在Which后面.2.错:There’s going to have a sports meetnext week.正:There’s going to be a sports meet nextweek.析:there be(存在“有”)不能与 have(所属“有”)重复使用.     

Mr Smith and the Doctor

Mr Smith was ill and he went to see a doctor. The doctor asked him toput out his tongue(舌头),and then he said,“OK.You can put your tongueback now. There’s nothing wrong with you,but I'm afraid you have aproblem:you seldom take exercise.”。“But,doctor.”Mr Smith said,“I don’t think so.”“Don’t tell me what you think,“the doctor said.“I know what yon need.     

E.J.外星人——鲜为人知的10件事(英文)

Remember the first time you sawE.T.The Extra-Terrestrial? Didyou cry?Spend the next monthtelling your nearest and dearest to“phone home”in your best E.T.voice?We’ve got a slew(许多,大量)offacts andfigures to get you up to speed on every-thing E.T.And don’t worry,we won’ttell anyone we saw you crying in thetheater.     

A Clever Hare

1. Bill Hare is hungry and finds a radish(红萝卜).2. When he picks it up, Mr. Fox is behind him and wants to eat him.“I’m hungry, too. You’re my dinner. I’m go- ing to eat you,”he says.3. Bill Hare is shocked, but he isn’t scared(害怕). He says, “Follow me. I have better food for you.” They come to a well.4. “Look down here,” Bill Hare says, “There is something in the water.” “What’s thatF”Mr. Fox asks surprisingly. “It’s a big and fat hen. Let’s get down to fetch it.…     

CONVERSATIONS

Hello Yes, A Bi刊流甸Pa抑 Sam!What a beautiful day! it’5 beautiful,isn’t it? 1 hope you ean eome to my party tomorrow· Party?What party? A B AB A:It’5 my birthday,andl’11 have a party.Didn’t you know? B:No Sorry Yes, 1 didn’t. ,1 forsot to tell you.Would you like to eome? I’d love to.Thanks a lot.I’11 give you a niee pre- AB Sent (礼物). In a Shop A:Can 1 helP you? B:Yes,I’m looking for a blue dress· What size(尺寸)do you wear? S汤eTwelve.Thisonelooksniee.WhereeanIt叮…     

九年级阅读理解20篇(英文)

(一)Little Tom down the street calls our dog“The keep dog”.Zip is a sheep dog.But when Tomtries to say”Seep”,it comes out“keep”.And in a way Tom is right.Zip is always bringing thingshoem for us to keep!I’ll tell you about some of them.Zip’s first     

礼仪小知识

<正> 表示“谢谢”和“不用谢”的方法很多,经常使用的有以下几种: Thanke a lot. Thank you! Thank you SO much. You are welcome. That’s a11 right It’s OK.     

简单故事 别样精彩——PEP4 Unit6 At A Farm A Let''''s talk活动设计及反思

一、活动设计StepⅠ:热身(Warm-up.)1.Let’s do(.学生借助大屏幕边听边做相应的动作。)Feed the hens.Ride a horse.Milk a cow.Shear a sheep.2.Play a gam“eLucky star”.T:Now,let’s play a game“Lucky star”.Pleasechoose one picture.Maybe it’s a question.Maybe it’s asurprise.Let’s wait and see.Who is the lucky star.(利用多媒体课件出示6张图片cat,rabbit,story-book,English book,car,plane,其中三张图片链接的是三个句型:How many cats can you see?How many story-books do you have?How many planes are …     

瘟疫

Motto(箴言真谛)“During difficult times,we learn that’there are more things to admire in menthan to despise.’”(在艰难的时刻,我们认识到:在人的身上,令人赞赏的比令人藐视的品质要多得多。)Questions(边想边读)·When you were in the face of SARS,how did you feel?·How do different people respond to the disease?·What should we do when a terrible disease breaks out?Reading(阅读欣赏)Imagine you are trapped in a city where a mysterious disease1is spreading2.More and more people are dying.A sense o…     

''''04中考自测题英语(一)

第I卷(选择题,共1巧分)第一部分:听才(略) 第二部介:英语知识运用(共两节,满分45介)第一节:单项填空(共巧小题,每小题1分,满分巧分)从A、B、C、D四个选项中,选出可以填人空白处的最佳选项。21.Rose has a eup of tea after luneh,? A.has she B.hadh’t slie .Cdoes she D.doesn’t she22一W】lat did you have for breakfast this morning? 一T初0 andaglassofmilk. A.pieee of bread B.Pieeesofbreads C.Pieeesof bread D.Pieee ofbreads23.“I’m going to Beiehuan for a holiday this weekend.”“一you are there,ean you bu…     

WSE YOUR HEAD

1.What do you have that you can’t lend to others?2.If your uncle’s sister is not your aunt,what relation is she toyou?3.What is a fish net made of?4.What’s the difference between a monkey and a flea(跳蚤)?5.What has four fingers and a thumb(拇指)but no flesh(肉)and bone?6.Why do giraffes(长颈鹿)have long neck?7.How can you make6out of three5’s or out of three7’s?8.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired(开除)?     

试试你的创造力

If“mountain”is to“earth”,then“wave”is to…? A.forestB.waterC.oceanD.skyE.hail[冰雹]①词汇配对Follow the instructions[指示]:1) Concentrate[全神贯注]on the 4 small dots in the middle of the picture for about 30 seconds.2)Then take a look at a wall (with smooth[光滑的] surface[表面]) near you.3)You’ll see a circle of light developing[扩散].4)Blink[眨眼]your eyes several times and you will     

英美国家的“厕所文化”

这样一则笑话:一个外宾想上厕所,便对翻译说:“I wonder if I can go somewhere?”(我可以方便一下吗?)而翻译却把somewhere误解为“某处”,因而回答道“Yes,you can go anywhere in China.”(行,中国你哪儿都可以去。)外宾不禁愕然。可见,如不了解英语中“厕所”的一些表达法是会误事的。1.Public lavatory意为“公厕”。在公共场所,厕所门上都标有Gent’s(男厕),或Ladies’(女厕),有时也标有Men’s,Men’s room,Gentleman’s,Women’s,Women’s room.如:Where is the Gent’s?(厕所在哪儿?)If you would like a wash,the Gentleman…     

婚姻中的款款柔情

The day my stylish neighbor,Karen,visited me at home.I felt completely out of place in my faded blue jeans and red plaid blouse,clothes that had become my housework“uniform”.“Could you recommend a babysitter?”Karen asked.“Ours called tocancel and we’re going to a business meeting tonight.”“Come in.I’ll give you Sarah’s number.”Karen followed me into the kitchen.She was wearing a stylish,longblack skirt and a shimmering white silk blouse.I felt clothed in an old dishragcompared to…     

yes译作“不”与no译作“是”的三种情况

一、对于否定形式的一般疑问句,其答语中的“yes”和“no”分别译作“不”和“是”。如:1.-Don’t you believe me?难道你不相信我吗?-No,I won’t believe you untilI’ve seen you in the jar with myown eyes.是的,我要亲眼看见你在坛子里才会相信。2.-Didn’t you have a goodtime at the ball?难道你在舞会上玩得不快活吗?     

完形填空一则

阅读下面短文,从短文后所给各题的四个s盯to God,‘If you罗t me。ut。f this,I 选项(A、B、e和D)中,选出可以填入空白处的一直吐-I’11 never do it鳍ain.’You ean 最佳选项。almost hear God 55,because rou know You are near the front line of a battle.he doesn’t believe you,” Around you shells are exploding:people are 36.A.simply B.rea场C.merely D.even shooting from a house behind you.What are 37.A.erowd B.house you doing there?You aren’t a soldier.You C.baulefield D.eamera aren’t一丛吐-ean了ing…