JOKES AND STORIES

A One day an American policeman was taking a thief to Washington D.C.On the way,they saw a shop.The thief said to the policeman,"Let me go into the shop to buy something we can eat in the train." The policeman agreed and waited in front of the shop.The thief went into the shop and ran away through the back door.All the policemen of the town began to look for the thief again.They soon caught him.They asked the same policeman to take the thief to the capital again.On the way the thief again wanted to buy something.But the policeman said,"You are going to run away.But this time I'll go and get something myself.You must wait right here."     

JOKES AND SSTTOORRIIEESS

A On the way,they saw a shop.The thief said to the policeman,“Let me go in-to the shop to buy something we can eat in the train.”The policeman agreedand waited in front of the shop.The thief went into the shop and ran awaythrough the back door.All the policemen of the town began to look for the     

定语从句专练

Choose the best answer to each blank: 1 .Finally,the thief handed evething_he had stolen to the poliee.     

Fly,Fly,Fly High

One night a thief came to a house.He peeped through the window.The husband and the wife were sleeping. Then the wife woke up and heard some noise.She wakened her husband.They knew there was a thief outside.     

信用卡

When some people go shoppingwith cash,there is always thechance that a thief may seize1it and run away with it.So in many countriespeople do not carry paper money.Instead2,they carry a credit card,which canbuynearlyeverything.In America,the credit card has owner’sname and a special number.It is very difficultfor the thief to use a stolen credit card,becausethe credit card owner has signed the card.Ifthe thief tries to use the card,he must sign thename of the owner in the same way.Almost eve…     

巧克“长篇六论”

[例文]Last Sunday afternoon, I was in a bookshop.Suddenly I saw a short man behind me. He stole my purse and ran out of the shop. I followed him but he ran faster than me. I shouted ＂stop thief! stop thief!＂ A policeman came to help. Then a woman came and told us ＂I saw him. He ran along the street and then turned right at the first crossing.＂ The policeman started to run and he ran faster than me. Soon he stopped the thief and I got my purse back.     

阅读理解

The whole village soon learned a lot of money hadbeen stolen.Sam had lost his wallet(钱包)while takinghis money to the post office.Sam was sure that the walletmust have been found by one of the villagers,but it wasnot returned to him.Three months passed,and then onemorning,Sam found his wallet outside his front door,in itwas half the Money he had lost,together with a note,which said,"A thief,yes,but only 50% a thief!"Twomonths later,some more money was sent to Sam with an-other note,"Only 25% a thief now."In no time all Sam'smoney was paid back in this way.The last note said,"I'm100% honest(诚实的)now!"     

小偷把钱藏在哪儿？

The thief stole the money, but the police could not find the money on the thief. Why？ Where did the thief hide the money？ Now let me give you some tips （提示）.     

脑筋急转弯

1.The Exhibition Hall had been broken into by a thief.Before the thief ran away,the police had already shut everyexit.But the thief still got out of the hall at last.How did he doit?     

An Analysis of Hysterical Hallucination of Simon in Lord of the Flies

Golding gave hallucination to characters when they are suffering from hysteria.This paper researches the relation between Simon’ s hysteria with hallucination and the revelation of the theme,and finds out that this clinical symptom turns to be the window for Golding to tell his theme.     

完形填空四则(英文)

A One night ,a thief (贼)broke into an old man’s house. He__1__a noise and woke upthe old man and his wife .The husband told his__2__to be silent(安静), while he saidloudly, “My dear, these days thieves are __3__.If they take __4__their clothes and putthem on the table ,people in the room will fall asleep and __5__wake up. ” When thethief__6__this, he took off his clothes __7__and was ready to work . At this __8__, thehusband suddenly shouted in a loud voice, “Stop thief ! Stop thief !”…     

Analysis of Chinese Recipes - from Perspective of Systemic Functional Grammar

The paper intends to explore the language futures of Chinese recipes from the perspective of Systemic Functional Grammar. Different from previous research made by others, it is written to explore the relationship between the writer and the putative readers. The Mood structure, Modality, the Theme choices, cohesive devices,and transitivity are presented systematically. The embodiment of the functions of the main elements from Systemic Functional Grammar is presented. The major objectives are to discover the Systemic Functional characteristics and help enthusiasts write Chinese recipes in English explicitly. The study finds that to keep the texts concise and easy to follow, Chinese recipes are written with few mood structure. The research finds that Halliday doesn’t count conjunction word or as a way of showing possibilities in category of Modality. Yet it is supposed to be put into this category as well.     

倍受高考青睐的that(英文)

1.Finally, the thief handed everything__ he had stolen to thepolice.A.after B.what C.whatever D.that ( ' 87 )2.All the flowers now raised here have developed from those__inthe forest.A.once they grew B.they grew once     

Russia Faces a Shortage of Cosmonauts

Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return. On the way to the room, the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people, so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person.     

学生作文讲评

Ⅰ.作文要求: Write a note to make an appointment with your teacher. You'd like to discuss some problemswith him and ask him to arrange a suitable time for the meeting if he finds the time you suggestedinconvenient for him, Make sure to include at least the following points: purpose, time, date,place.     

Stranger in the Night

Many television programmes are very realistic. The viewer oftenfeels that whatever happened in the film could well happen to him. Withonly a little imagination, every man in the street becomes a thief, a spy ora murderer. Jane had been watching a spy film at a friend's house. Init, a young girl had been followed and murdered. It had been veryrealistic, and she felt a little frightened walking to the station. She took the     

A Survey on Readability

The readability means the extent to which the readers can read and understand the text without obstacles. With the re?view of research on readability both at home and abroad, the thesis finds the resea...     

电影名称翻译趣谈

There are various ways to learn （English in your spare time. Some people prefer watching movies because they can not only relax themselves but have visual and audio practice of original Engfish. In fact, the writer finds it interesting to compare the translation of movie names and would like to share with all the Einglish lovers.     

SFL Analyses of Slaughterhouse-Five

It analyses an excerpt from the post-modern novel Slaughterhouse-Five from the perspective of systemic functional linguistics.Through transitivity analysis and cohesion analysis,it finds that the novelist Kurt Vonnegut uses passive voice and the image of the moon to enhance the passivity and insanity of the anti-hero Bill Pilgrim respectively.Moreover,the fact that there is only one conjunction helps to form the feature of fragmentedness of the postmodern novel.     

A Survey on Pragmatic Competence of English Majors in an Agriculture University

Based on the questionnaire of 80 English majors in an agricultural university,the author tries to get a better understanding of the practical situation of their pragmatic competence.After analyzing the results in the survey,the author finds out the reasons which may cause those failures,and then puts forward proposals for teachers in the agricultural university to improve students’pragmatic competence.