My Mother Is a Nurse

Story:Kathy,JoeandLeoaretalkingaboutKathy’sfamilymembers.“Whatisyourmother?”asksJoe.“She’sanurse,”Kathyreplies.“Whatisyourfather?”Leoasks.“He’sapoliceman,”Kathysays.“Apoliceman?Cool!”sayLeoandJoetogether.TheywanttobeasbraveasKathy’sfather.Kathyissoproudof     

小约翰数学没及格

LittleJohnnyreturnsfromschoolandsayshegotanFinarithmetic.“Why?”asksthefather.“Theteacherasked‘Howmuchis2ⅹ3?’Isaid‘6’.”“Butthat’sright!”“Thensheaskedme‘Howmuchis3ⅹ2?’”“What’sthefuckingdifference?”asksthefather.“That’swhatIsaid.”小约翰从学校回来后,说他算术得了个F(没及格),父亲问:“为什么?”“老师问2乘3得几?我说‘6’。”“那对啊!”“然后她问我3乘2得几?”父亲问:“这他妈的有什么区别呢?”小约翰数学没及格@刘凤芹…     

两个鸡蛋

“What’sthematter,Bob?”askedhismother.“Whydoyoulooksosad?”“Idon’thaveanyonetoplaywith,”Bobsaid.“Whydon’twejuststayinSaltLakeCity?Ihadfriendsthere.”“Youwillsoonmakefriendshere,”saidhismother.“Waitandsee。”Justthentherewasataponthedoor.Mrs.Milleropenedit.Therestoodawomanwithredhair.“Hello,”shesaid.“I’mMrs.Carey.Ilivenextdoor.”“Comein.”saidMrs.Miller.“BobandIaresogladyoucame.”“Icametoaskfortwoeggs,”saidMrs.Carey.“Iwanttobakeacake.”“Youmayhavetheeggs,”saidMrs.Miller.“Butdositdown.Let’shavecoffeeandtalkalittle.”Th...     

Mr.Knott and Mr.Watt

Mr.Knottwasamiddleschoolteacher.HetaughtinabigschoolinLondon.Helivedalongwayfromschool,sohewasusuallyquitetiredwhenhegothome.Atnineo’clockonenight,whenhewasinbed,thetelephonebellranginthehall(厅)ofhishouse,sohewentdownstairs,pickedupthetelephoneandsaid,“ThisisWhitebridge3156.Who’sspeaking,please?”“Watt,”amananswered.“What’syourname,please?”saidMr.Knott.“Watt’smyname,”wastheanswer.“Yes,Iaskedyouthat,what’syourname?”Mr.Knottsaidagain.“Itoldyou,Watt’smyname,”saidtheotherma…     

急诊电话

clockonacoldwintermorning,adoctordrovesevenmilesinanswertoatelephonecall.Onhiscomingthemanwhohadcalledhiminsaid,“Doctor,Idon’thaveasorethroat,Idon’tcough,Ihavenopaineitherinthesideorintheback,I’mnotrunningatemperature,butstillIfeelthatdeathisnear.”Thedoctorfelttheman’spulse,listenedtohisheartandlungsandexaminedhisthroat.“Haveyoumadeyourwill?”heaskedatlast.“Why,no,doctor.Oh,doctor,itisn’ttrue,isit?Ican’tbelieveit.”“Doyouhavechildren?Sendforthematonce.Yourfather,too,shouldbecall…     

READINGS

IamnotillClassisover.MrZhangasksLiLeitocometohisoffice.HegivesLiLeiapill(药片)andacupofwater.“Now,pleasetakethepill.”saysMrZhang,theEnglishteacher.“I’mnotill.”saysLiLei.“Whydoyougivemeapill?”askstheboy.“Yes,youaren’tillnow.”saystheteacher.“Ithinkyou’llhavepainsallover(全身疼痛)afteryougohome.”“Why?”asksLiLei.“Yourfather,myclassmateLiYongtelephonesme.Heasksmeaboutallyourthingsatschool.AndItellhimallaboutthen.I’mverysorry.Pleasetakeanotherpill.Yourfatherknowsthatyoufa…     

男人打电话回家

speaktomywife?”Shesays,“No,she’supstairsinbedwithherboyfriend.”He’smad—says,“Ok,gotothehallclosetandtakeoutmyshotgun.Goupstairsandkillthemboth.”Beingtheloyalmaid,shesays,“Ok.”5minuteslatershepicksupthephoneandsays,“Ok,they’rebothdead.WhatshouldIdowiththebodies?”Hesays,“Throwtheminthepool,andI’lltakecareofthemwhenIgethome.”Shesays,“Wedon’thaveapool.”Heasks,“Isthis555-1234?”Notes1.maidn.少女(未婚的)年轻女子;侍女;女仆2.closetn.壁橱;碗橱;衣橱3.shotgunn.猎枪,散弹枪4.loyal…     

新目标英语七年级(上)Starter Unit2重难点讲解

1.What’s this in English?这用英语怎么说?(1)这是一询问“某物用英语怎么说”的常用句式。是一个特殊疑问句,回答时常用“It’s…”结构。其中What’s是What is的缩写形式,It’s是It is的缩写形式。例如:—What’s this?这是什么?—It’s letter A.它是字母A。—What’s that?那是什么?—It’s a hat.它是一顶帽子。(2)其中in English意为“用英语”。类似用法的还有:in Chines“用汉语”;in Japanese“用日语”等等。例如:—What’s this in English?用英语说这是什么?—It’s milk.是牛奶。—What’s that in Chinese?用汉语…     

What Is Your Name?

"Who's calling?"was the answer to the telephone.“Watt.” “What is your name,please?” “Watt’s m y nam e.” “That’s w hat I asked you.W hat’s your nam e?” A long pause, and then, from W att, “Is this Jam es B row n?” “N o,this is K nott.” “Please tell m e your nam e.” “W ill K nott.” Then they both hung up and got puzzled.N otes: 1.W ho’s calling?你 是谁?(打电 话用 语) 2.W att’s m y nam e.我叫 瓦特。 对方 理解 为:W hat’s m y nam e? 3.a long pause 停了很 长时 间 4.N o,…     

只等五分钟

AmanvisitsGodandsays,“God,doyoumindifIaskyouafewquestions?”Godsays,“No,askmeanythingatall.”Sothemansays,“God,you’vebeenaroundforaverylongtime,so,foryou,howlongisathousandyears?”Godreplies,“Forme,athousandyearsisonlyfiveminutes.”Themanthensays,“That’sinteresting,God.And,foryou,howmuchisamilliondollars?”Godreplies,“Forme,amilliondollarsisonlyfivecents.”Themansays,“Really?WellthenGod,couldyoulendmefivecentsplease?”Godlooksattheman,smilesandsays,“Ofcoursemyson.Justwaitfive…     

Jokes and Humor

NottoBeTakenOutMarkTwainoncewenttoborrowacertainbookfromaneighbourinTarrytown.“MayIborrowabookfromyou?”heaskedpolitely.“Yes,you’remorethanwelcometoit,”theneighbourtoldhim.“ButImustaskyoutoreadithere.YouknowImakeitarulenevertoletanybookgooutofmylibrary.”SomedayslatertheneighbourwishedtoborrowMarkTwain’smachineforcuttinggrassinthegarden.“Why,certainly,”MarkTwaintoldhim.“You’remorethanwelcometoit.ButImustaskyoutouseithere.YouknowthatImakeitarulenevertoletitgooutofmygar-den.”…     

English Humor

IprayedmoresnowAfterasnowstormthatclosedalltheschools,theteacheraskedaneight-year-oldboyifhehadusedhisextratimeconstructively.“Yes,”hereplied,“Iprayedformoresnow.”ComputerUserWaitingintheelevator’scorner,Iwatchedwithfascinationasawomangoton,pushed“2”andthen“4”.Theelevatorascended,stoppingatbothfloorsbutshedidn’tgetoff.“Youmissedyourfloor,”Icom-mented.“I’mgoingtothetwenty-fourthfloor.”“Butyoupushedtwoandfour.”“Oh,no。”Shewailed,“I’vebeenonthecomputertoolong.”?English …     

谁做了帕特里克的作业?

Patricknev-erdidhomework.“Tooboring,”hesaid.Heplayedbaseballandbas-ketballinstead.Histeacherstoldhim,“Patrick。Doyourhomeworkoryouwon’tlearnathing.”Andit’strue,sometimeshedidfeellikeading-a-ling.Butwhatcouldhedo?Hehatedhomework.ThenonSt.Patrick’sDayhiscatwasplayingwithalittledollandhegrabbeditaway.Tohissurpriseitwasn’tadollatall,butamanofthetiniestsize.Hehadalittlewoolshirtwitholdfash-ionedbritchesandahightallhatmuchlikeawitch’s.Heyelled,“Saveme。Don’tgivemebacktothatcat.I’llgrantyouawish,Ipromiseyouthat.”Pat...     

The Power(力量)of Love

亲爱的同学们,看看下面的图,再读读后面的短文,然后请你猜一猜,这九幅图分别对应哪些段落?1)EverydayDonny’sparentsvisithimatthehospital.TheysitnexttoDonny’sbedandtalktohim.ButDonnynevertalkstothem.Hejustsleeps.2)WhenDonny’sfathersays“Rusty,”Donnymoveshisarm.“Rusty!”Donny’sfathersaysagain.AgainDonnymoveshisarm.3)Donny’sparentshaveanidea.Theytellthenurses,“WewanttobringDonny’sdogtothehospital.IsitOK?”Thenursesagreed.4)Thenextday,Donny’sparentsbringRustytothehospital.Whentheyputthe…     

小气鬼(英文)

1.TomandPeterarebothniggards.Andnowtheyareneighbours.2.Oneday,Tomtoldhisservanttoborrowahammer(锤子)fromPeter.3.TheservantcametoPeter’s.“Willyoustrikewoodennails(钉子)orirononeswithmyhammer?”Peterasked.“Ironnails.”Wastheanswer.7.Whenheheardthat,Tomsaidangrily,“Whataniggard!Well,takeoutmyownhammer.”4.“ThenIcan’tlendittoyou.”Petersaid.5.“Why?”theservantasked.Petersaid,“Howfoolishyouare!Ifyoustrikewoodennails,itdoesn’tmatter.Butifyoustrikeironones,itwilldamagemyhammer.”6.Th…     

我很高兴

I’mGlad文/点点Teacher:“Hasanyoneofyouevermadesomeoneglad?”Boy:“Teacher,Imadesomeonegladyesterday.”Teacher:“Whowasthat?”Boy:“Mygranny.Iwenttoseeheryesterday,afteranhour,andIsaidtoher,‘Granny,I’mgoinghome.’andshesaid,‘Well,I’mglad!’”我很高兴老师:“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?”男孩:“我,老师,昨天我就使别人高老师:“是谁呢?”男孩:“是我奶奶。我昨天去看她。一小时后,我跟她说:奶奶,我要回家了。她说:啊,我很高兴!”我很高兴@点点…     

闹鬼的旅馆(英文)

“Oh,mygosh。”Dinkcried.“There’saghost(鬼)inGreenLawn。”Dink’sfullnamewasDonaldDavidDuncan.ButnooneinGreenLawn,thetownwheretheylived,evercalledhimthat.Oneday,Dinkandhisfriends,JoshPintoandRuthRose,metathishouse.DinkwasreadingtheSundaynewspaperonhislivingroomfloor.“Listen,”Dinksaid,readingfromthepaper.“GuestsintheShangri-la(香格里拉)Hotelhavereportedseeingaghostatmidnight.”“Whydon’twegoandseeforourselves?ThekidsleftDink’shouseandheadedtoMainStreet.ItwasOctoberanditwasthetimeforGreenLawn’sfestivaltocelebratenature.At...     

Jokes and Humour

TheAdvantageofWearingGlassesHelen’seyeswerenotverygood,sosheusuallyworeglasses,butwhenshewasnineteenandbegantogooutwithayoungman,sheneverworeglasseswhenshewaswithhim.Whenhecametothedoortotakeherout,shewouldtakeherglassesoff,andwhenshegotbackhomea-gainandheleft,shewouldputthemon.Onedayhermotheraskedher:“ButHelen,whydoyouneverwearglasseswhenyouarewithJim?Hetakesyoutosuchlovelyplacesinhiscar,butyoucan’tseeanything.”“Well,mother,”saidHelen.“IlookprettiertoJimwhenI’mnotwearingmyglasses…     

Let''''s Talk! Let''''s Chant!

教学内容分析:本课是PEP《小学英语》第四册第四单元第二课时,这个单元重点学习表示天气状况的形容词及“W hat’s the weatherlike today?”“It’s rainy.”“Can Iw earm y…?”“Yes,you can./N o,you can’t.”等句型。本课包括Let’s talk和Let’s chant两个部分,Let’s     

What’s in the Sky?

Aboywaswalkingalongthestreet.Suddenlyhestoppedandlookedupintothesky.Ayoungmanpassedbyhim.Whenhesawtheboy,hefeltcuriousandlookedup,too.Justthenagirlcameupandsawthem.“Istheresomethinginterestinginthesky?”shethoughtandlookedup,too.Suddenlytheboyasked,“Hey,whatareallofyoulookingupat?”“Thatswhatweregoingtoaskyou,”saidtheyoungman.“Youwanttoaskme?ButIwasntlookingatanything,”saidtheboy,“Iraisedmyheadupwardbecausemynosebled.”What’s in the Sky?@程炜…