English Humours

I.猪还是女巫一名男子在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车,一位妇女相向驾车而来。他们相遇时,那位妇女从车窗伸出头来叫道:"猪!"男子立即从车窗伸出头来回敬道:"女     

An Unjust Case一场不公平的诉讼

1.One day,old Jeff took his donkey to the market. On his way,a businessman came and said the donkey belonged to him. They quarrelled firecely and decided to go to court.有一天，老杰夫牵着他的驴去市场。在路上，一个商人走来，说那驴是属于他的。他们争吵得很激烈，并决定去法院。     

Humours

ⅠAn Englishman lost his way when he was driving in the country (农村).He saw a farmer working in the field nearby,so he stopped his car and asked the farmer,"Excuse me,can you tell me where I am?     

English Humours

心不在焉的教授一位粗心的教授正在上解剖课。"为了让你们更清楚地理解我所讲的内容, 这个包里有一只解剖了的青蛙,你们要仔细地观察。 "     

小幽默

吃鱼肖童正在姑姑家吃午饭,姑姑为她做鱼。肖童边吃边说:"这鱼真好吃,要是不放刺就更好了。"     

小幽默

儿子：“你不是说你从来没在夜里叫我起床吗？” 妈妈：“是啊!” 儿子：“我是什么时候出生的？”     

Jokes

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Jokes

Even SmarterTwo women that are dog owners are arguing about whose dog is smarter...First Woman: "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy (送报工) to come around and then he takes the newspaper     

as改错专练

John was reading a book under a bigtree.Mike came up and said, “Be quick,theteacher is waiting for you.”     

Jokes

A woman phoned her daughter,who lived with a roommate.Instead of connecting with either of the young women,she got this recorded message: "Katy and I are not in at the moment.If you are a man,leave your name and number and we will promptly return your call.If you are a parent,everything is fine,and we will call you soon.If you are a bill collector, we have already paid the bill."译文:一个妇女给她的女儿打电话,她女儿有一位室友。然而,这位母亲没有和两个年青姑娘联系上,却听到了下面的留言:“我和凯蒂现在不在。如果是位     

小幽默

Two PronounsProfessor:Name two pronouns,please.Student:Who? me?Professor:Good! Sit down,please.两个代词教授:请列举两个代词。学生:谁,我?教授:很好,请坐。     

小幽默

英国和月亮老师:英国和月亮哪个更远?约翰:英国。老师:英国?为什么?约翰:因为我能看见月亮,却看不见英国。     

Jokes

A One day,a rich man and his son went out for a walk.On their way,the rich man felt very uncomfortable and found he had put on a pair ofodd shoes,one with a thick sole and the other with a thin sole.     

小幽默

母鸡的腿 儿子：爸爸,为什么母鸡的腿很短？父亲：提这么傻的问题!难道你不知道吗？如果母鸡的腿太长,下蛋的时候会把鸡蛋摔破的。     

初二易混词语讲与练（Units15—17）

一What kind of dog is always bitten but never barks?什么样的狗总是被咬却从不叫?