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Teacher: If you had five cents in one pocket and eighteen cents inthe other pocket, how much money would you have?Student: None. I'd have somebody else's trousers on.教师:假若在你的一只口袋里有5美分而在另一只口袋里有18美分,那么你一共有多少钱呢?学生:一美分也没有。我老是穿别人的裤子。Teacher: Can I have your homework?Student: I haven't got itTeacher: What do you mean? Why haven't you got it?Student: I made a paper plane out of it, and someone hijacked it!教师:我能看看你的家庭作业吗?学生:我没… 相似文献
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《小学阅读指南(3-6年级)》2006,(11)
Frank:D isgusting。T here's a bug on m y FrenchFries.W aiter:D on't w orry boy.T he Spider on yourH am burger w ill eat it up in no tim e.弗兰克:真恶心!我的薯条上有只小虫子。服务生:小家伙,别担心。你的汉堡上的蜘蛛会马上将它吃掉的。英语笑话~~ 相似文献
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《家教世界》2014,(19)
正My Sister’s Fingers Teacher:Kevin,why are you late this time?Kevin:Please sir,Ibruised two fingers knocking in a nailat home.Teacher:Idon’t see any bandages.Kevin:Oh,they weren’t my fingers!Itold my little sister to hold the nail.我妹妹的手指头老师:凯温,这次你怎么又迟到了?凯温:对不起,老师,我在家钉钉子,砸坏了两个手指头。老师:怎么没有扎绷带呀? 相似文献
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《家教世界》2015,(5):47
A Girl’s Wish小女孩的愿望On the way home after watching a ballet performance,the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it.The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上,幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩 相似文献
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《家教世界》2015,(7):47
I want a nightmare想做坏梦Before the final examination,Tom told his mother,"Mom,I had a dream last night that I’d passed today’s exam.""Don’t trust dreams,dear.It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite."Mother replied."Then I do hope I’ll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight."Tom said. 相似文献
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毛琳 《学生之友(小学版)》2005,(19)
A Dead 乙00 Ht、r {athe,t、,泳 Stl,le飞。 叭u3eum· 山(、、a气ur a、H飞s、or) ha八 。驴品哭 “Ha丫e yo‘, \l m尸”aske八h叮 ‘Ob.y外.”脚讯 m()th叮. Su抓e.‘.Dad八y 200· me钟 “八ea八 牛几 邵、、们诱 ‘扮、“筋、·戒‘叭’- 味琳、·’‘ (,A八‘必 送遇坡饰峨债里 必‘ 是我 尤子: 的珑 绩般普英语笑话两则@毛琳~~ 相似文献
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《小作家选刊(小学)》2003,(7)
English JokesNest and Hair My sister,a primary school teacher,was informed by oneof her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outsidethe classroom 相似文献
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凌如珊 《湖州师范学院学报》1994,(4)
“笑话”,英语是joke一词。根据《牛津现代高级英汉双解词典》(Oxford AdvancedLearner's Dictionary of Current English with Chinese Translation)的解释是"something said ordone' to cause amusement, laughter, etc. "即引起乐趣、逗人发笑的话或事。对于逗人发笑的事,我们能直接看到,容易理解,引起共鸣。但对于英语中表达笑话的话(语言),我们往往会感到难 相似文献
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《小作家选刊(小学)》2003,(12)
邀娜卿卿鳅蜘 A man WaS standing at a Corner,With a hatin eaeh hand,waiting for handoute.A Passer一by StoPPed and droPPed a eoin in one hat,then asked,“what’5 the other hat for?” “Business has been 50 tremendous lately,”the man rePlied.“that 1 deeided to OPenab份nCh OffiCe.”NoteS:(l)handout n.施舍(2) tremendous呼极好的英语笑话(英文)… 相似文献
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《小作家选刊(小学)》2003,(8)
English Jokes Looking for a Companion A bachelor asked the computer to find himthe perfect mate:“I want a companion who issmall and cute,loves water sports and enjoysgroup activities.”Back came the answer:“Marry a penguin.” 相似文献