The Mother and Her Children

One day Mr White sees a young woman in the street with her children.He is very surprised(惊奇的) to see all the children are wearing the same clothes - white hats,blue coats and yellow trousers. "Are you all these children's mother?" he asks the woman. "You're not wrong!" she answers.     

The Circus

Once when I was a teenager, my father and I were standing in line to buy tickets for the circus. Finally, there was only one family between us and the ticket counter. This family made a big impression① on me. There were eight children, all probably under the age of 12. By the way they were dressed, you could tell they didn＇t have a lot of money, but their clothes were neat and clean.     

Mother＇s Love

Mothers are always kind to their children and take good care of them. So does my mother.
My mother is a good mother. She looks after me well. She is strict with me. When I do something wrong, she will angry①. But I know she loves me very much.
Last week, I had a bad headache. I felt very terrible. My mother was worried with ② me and took me to the doctor＇s at once. After going home, she asked me to take medicine and cooked delicious food with me. She asked me to stay in bed and brought the food to me. At that moment, I felt her deep love and there were tears in my eyes.
My mother is such a strict teacher and nice friend of mine. She is the greatest mother in the world. I love her with my heart!     

Top Jokes in Different Countries

Top Joke in UKA woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me! "The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."     

一次不可思议的经历

It was a busy scene in the street when the Spring Festival was drawing near. I was helping my wife sell the goods at her stand when there were too many buyers around. One old woman, with her both hands occupied, was picking out trousers all by herself. She was wandering which one to take. She spent so long in choosing that I lost patience. So I just left her alone and turned to greet another guest. At the same time I saw a group of guys walking towards our stand. I was glad that we could make a little more today before my wife whispered into my ear "WATCH OUT!". "WHY?" I asked loudly. "Shoo-." my wife held her finger up to stop me and rolled her eyes at me when she quickly covered the moneybag tightly. "What?" I still wanted to find out the reason when the guys stood around the old woman. The guest I served left without buying anything though he liked the item very much.     

男人不理解女人的是什么?

Once a man confessed, "The great question I have not been able to answer is:What does a woman want?" Many husbands and boyfriends wonder the same thing today. But modern psychologists-and women-know the answer. A woman wants most everything a man wants: success, power, status, money, love, marriage, children, happiness, and fulfillment.     

I Miss a Place

I'll never forget the days I spent in the countryside.When I was seven,my parents sent me to the countryside to live with my grandparents. Around my grandparents' house grew many fruit trees and I used to play in the wood. My grandparents were always telling me not to climb the trees, for they were afraid that I might fall off the trees. But I often climbed up and down the trees secretly, picking fruits. I like eating fruits. Once I asked some children to climb up the trees with a ladder to pick fresh fruit. Now my grandparents didn't seem to mind much. Instead, they smilingly told us to be     

It Is As You Will

There was once a wise old woman who lived back in the hills.All the children used to come and ask her questions.She always gave the right answers. There was a naughty little boy among the children.One day he caught a tiny bird and held it in his cupped hands.Then he gathered his friends     

Flat Tyre

A man was mending a street lamp when he saw a pretty young woman and three children get into a car which was in the garden of a house near him. He saw that the car had a flat tyre and tried to warn the woman, but it was too late─she was already driving t…     

情书

My Dearest Mark, If someone had told me fifteen years ago that I would be a happily married woman with four children,I wouldn't have believed it. When we met,I was still healing from an abusive relationship and was afraid to trust you. You puzzled me. No man had ever treated me as well as you,and I kept waiting for that first slap of your hand or that first derogatory name to come from