词语串串烧

Are you ready to make a nice Shish Ka Bob？ The words of the Shish Ka Bob in this issue are-Today I go to the sea by Jeep with my mother. The sea is so beautiful. When I get to the seaside （海过）, I am very excited.     

JOKES 笑话

A Mother:Tom,your handwriting is really so bad that I cannot read it at all. Tom:That's great! If you cannot read it,my teacher can't,either.And then she won't find out how bad my spelling is! B Mary:Hey,Tom,aren't you coming out to play? Tom:No,I have to stay in and help my father with my homework.     

歌词(英文)

For so many years we were friendsAnd yes I always knew what we could doBut so many tears in the rainFelt the night you saidThat love had come to youI thought you were not my kindI thought that I could never feel for youThe passion and love you were feelingAnd so you leftFor someone newAnd now that you're far and awayI'm sending a letter todayFrom Sarah with loveShe's got the lover she is dreaming ofShe never found the words to sayBut I know that todayShe's gonna send her letter to you     

英语幽默(英文)

I, You and shePeter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, YOU and SHE. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, “I, I am your teacher;(then pointing to a girl) she, she is your classmate; you, you are my student.”When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, “I, I am your teacher;(then pointing to his mother)she, she is your classmate;you, you are my student. ”H…     

爱只是一根线

Sometimes I really doubt whether there is love between my parents.Every day they are very busy trying to earn money in order to pay the high tuition for my brother and me.They don’t act in the romantic ways that I read in books or I see on TV.In their opinion,“I love you”is too luxurious for them to say.Sending?owers to each other on Valentine’s Day is even more out of the question.Finally my father has a bad temper.When he is very tired from the hard work,it is easy for him to lose hi…     

丘比特至投诉部门的一封信

Dear Sir or Madam:I am writing in regard to your notice about the delay in shipment of my order for 14 dozen Olympic quality,ultra accurate,gold tip arrows.Perhap you do not understand the urgency of the situation.I re-alize that you have no control over the suppliers of your stock;however,surely you have an existing supply in your warehouse.As a valid customer for so many years,I appeal to you to consider filling my order ahead of any others.Since Valentine's Day will fall on the 14th day of February.as traditional,it is imperative that my order be received no later than the 13th.I must be ready for my flight early the next morning in order to assure that couples the world over are not disappointed.Without equipment,I am powerless and love cannot be delivered to those in need     

完形填空小练笔

I remember as a small child when we would havethese gatherings where someone would come up andask,"What are you going to be when you grow up?"Well,it(?)being a cowboy or some super hero.Later it was a fireman, policeman, lawyer…As Igrew older my dreams of the future(?)When,atlast,I was in college,I made up my(?)to become apeacher(牧师)as my father.(?)I studied and pre-pared for that life.I reached(?)in the end and I waspreaching nearly full-time for much of my adult life.However,for many, there is a"thief"which goes     

My Father

My father is tall. He has two big and bright eyes, but a small mouth. He is a worker. He gets up early everyday,he is never late for work.His colleagues like him very much. He is good at cooking. If you come to my home for dinner, you will be surprised:     

Potential vs. Reality

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment.He asks his father for help.“Dad,can you tell me thedifference between potential and reality?”His father looks up thoughtfully,and then says,“l'll display it to you.Go askyour mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.Next,ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pittfor a million dollars.Then go ask your brother if he would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.Then come back and     

短文六则(英文)

A Hi, I am Natasha Obama. I am an American girl. I am 10. Do you know me?Here is a photo of my family. This is my father Barack Obama. He is the president (总统) of the USA now. And the girl next to (紧挨着) him is me. That is my mother Michelle Obama. She is very