Funny Questions

1.A friend of mine says to me that his son is only four years old,but can speak English fluently and clearly.Though I don't believe it,that's true.Why? 2.An orange fell to the ground dirtied.If there is no water,how can I clean it and eat it? 3.Neither a plane nor a bird am I,though you can see me in the sky.Full of water,yet not a river or the sea.What do you think I can be? 4.Jim wanted to go into the house.He brought out the key and opened the door.But whatever he did,he couldn't push the door.     

Funny Questions

1.What must you keep after giving it to someone else? 2.Who can stop a truck with one hand? 3.What are the strongest days of the week? 4.Where does Friday come before Thursday? 5.Which travels faster,heat or cold? 6.Why did he throw a clock out of the window? 7.When should you kick about a birthday present? 8.It is yours,but others use it more than you do.What is it ? 9.What room has no walls,no doors,no floors,and no windows? 10.How are a teacher and a railroad conductor (列车员) alike? 11.Why are we always tired (累) on the first of April? 12.What is the longest sentence in the world? 13.What is the difference between a hill and a pill (药片) ? 14.What part of a clock is always old?     

Funny Questions

1.Who knows how many stars there are in the sky? 2.Do you write with your left hand or right hand? 3.What has two legs but can't walk? 4.I have eyes,but I can't see.What am I? 5.How can you change a lady into a boy? 6.When is my uncle's sister not my aunt? 7.What two things can't we have for supper? 8.What is it that was tomorrow and will be yesterday?     

Funny Questions and Answers

英语对话中常有一些风趣幽默、语义双关、词语歧义、句法歧义等趣味性强的语句,对提高我们的学习兴趣和欣赏水平很有帮助. Q:How can you drop a raw(生的)egg onto a concrete floor(混凝土地板)without cracking(使破裂)it? A:Concrete floors are very hard to crack! Note:注意问句中it的指代对象.     

Funny Questions And Answers

1. What bank has no money?The river bank.2. What falls often but never gets hurt?Snow.3. What can go around the earth withoutrockets? The moon.     

Funny Questions and Answers

<正>Questions:1.Which is faster,heat or cold?2.What’s the worst weather for rats and mice?3.What kind of years weigh the least?4.Why is a good students always on the run?5.Where do you find the world’s biggest spider?6.What kind of music do most mountains like best?7.When is the best time to practice long jump?8.What crime is encouraged in baseball?9.What two words have thousands of letters in them?     

Funny Talk

期待已久的万圣节前夜就要到了。瞧,熊妈妈和小熊正在为万圣节前夜制作鬼脸南瓜灯呢!熊妈妈做得好认真啊!可小熊好像被别的东西吸引住了。请你发挥丰富的想象,给它俩设计几句对白,然后把对白写下来(最好能用英文),寄到编辑部或发到编辑部的电子邮箱。你的对白就有可能被评为"最具想象力对白"刊登在《英语大王》上了!     

Funny Dialogues

A Customer:What are these pennies (硬币) in my soup? Waiter:Well,sir,you said you'd stop eating here if there wasn't some change in the food.     

交通也幽默

1 A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound off on the aviation freq uencies.This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime.Instead of following the proper protocol when reaching the tower, he said： ＂Guess who？＂ The controller switched the field Ughts off and replied：＂Guess where!＂     

Funny Stories

Chaplin and a fly One afternoon when Charlie Chaplin(卓别林)was sitting together with his friends talking,a fly flew into the room and kept flying around Chaplin’s head.Chaplin waved his hand to drive it away,but the fly soon came back again.For once it even rested on his nose!Chaplin got angry.He took up a fly-swatter(苍蝇拍)and swung at it,but the fly got away in time.     

Funny Stories

"You are the first one !" One day,a man saw fisherman standing beside a lake with a mirror. "Excuse me,"he said."Could you tell me what are you doing?" "I'm fishing." "Fishing with a mirror?" the man asked. "Sure,it's my new interest," answered the fisherman. "Could you tell me how it works?" "Okay,but you will give me a hundred dollars." The man wanted to know the answer,so he gave the fisherman the money.The fisherman said,"First you aim (对准目标,瞄准) the mirror into the water,and when a fish goes by,you let the ray (光线) of the sun on its head.The fish is puzzled (感到迷惑不解) and then you catch it."     

Funny Dialogues

A Carpenter(木匠):You hammer(锤打)like lightning(闪电). Helper:You mean I'm fast? Carpenter:No,I mean you seldom strike the same place twice.     

Funny Stories

"You are the first one You one!"One day,a man saw a fisherman standing beside a lake with a mirror."Excuse me,"he said."Could you tell me what are you doing?""Im fishing.""Fishing with a mirror?"the man asked."Sure,it’s my new interest,"answered the fisherman."Could you tell me how it works?"