Jokes and Humour

A father was trying to teach his young sonthe evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water andanother worm in a glass of whiskey.The wromin the water lived,while the one in the whiskeycurled up and died.     

Evils of Aicohol

A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm a The worm the water lived, While the one in the whiskey curled up and died.     

Evils of Alcohol

A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey.The worm in the water lived,while the one in the whiskey curled up and died."All right,son,"asked the father,"What does that show you?"     

A CROW WITH THIRST

A Crow, half-dead with thirst, came upon a pitcher which had once been full of water; but when the Crow put its beak into the mouth of the pitcher he found that only very little water was left in it, and that he could not reach far enough down to get at it. He tried, and he tried, but at last had to give up in despair. Then a thought came to him, and he took a pebble and dropped it into the pitcher.     

开心一刻

AlcoholA father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died."All right, son, " asked the father, "what does that showyou?"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms. "     

金杯和旧罐子

One day,two students of the teacher Chang Hu came to his house.They sat down at the table.Chang Hu put a golden cup in front of one of his students,and in front of the other student,he put an old and 1)cracked jar.Both the cup and the jar were filled with water. "Help yourself," Chang Hu said.     

卫生间

The toilets / the restroom （US）--a general word for the toilets in a restaurant, shopping centre, etc. Public toilet--a toilet in a public area that anyone can use. Some are coin-operated （you have to put money into them in order to use them）. Flush the toilet--to press a button （or pull a chain） so that water goes into the toilet to clean it.     

Proverbs

中学生英语读写Proverbs are quite common in spoken English．But we do not normally put them in a letter or composition．Sometimes it is helpful if you know what common proverbs mean. So it is necessary for you to master a few com-mon proverbs. Here are some examples.1.‘To pour oil on troubled water.’is to try to calm things down. It's well known that oil is lighter than water. If a ship is in trouble at sea，another ship may come to help it．The second ship can send small boats to rescue pe…     

短文三则(英文)

A These days many people start their day by going into the bathroom to wash. They turn on a faucet and hot water runs into the sink. They pick up a bar of soap and wash their hands and face. They take a towel to dry themselves. Then they put toothpaste on their toothbrush in order to brush their teeth.     

水压轴向柱塞马达配流盘的研究

This paper has introduced the developments of water hydraulic axial piston equipments.According to the effects of physicochemical properties of water on water hydraulic components,a novel valve plate for water hydraulic axial motor has been put forward,whose moment exerted by the fluid field between valve plate and bearing plate is balanced entirely.The material screening experiment of valve plate is done on the test rig.Through numerical simulation the effects of some geometry parameters on the performance of water hydraulic motor have been studied.The silencing grooves on the valve plate in water hydraulic motor can reduce the pressure shock and the occurrence of cavitation effectively.It is evident that the appropriate structure should change the wear status between matching paris and reduces the wear and specific pressure of the matching pairs.The specimen with the new type valve plate is used in a tool system.     

Legal study on water environmental protection of Three Gorges Reservoir Area

Water environment security of the Three Gorges Reservoir Area has become a more extensive concern since the impoundment of the reservoir. This paper describes the existing water environmental hazards and defects in current legal system for water environmental protection in this area, and also discusses their possible causes and potential problems in the future based on first hand materials and other literature. According to the theories of integrated river basin management and environmental equity principle, legal proposals are put forward, which include building an unitary legal system dedicated to the Reservoir Area, setting up a basin authority of the Yangtze River to preside over the resources protection and development, using interests' compensation system to solve interest conflicts among different reaches, and making concrete regulations to direct public participation in water environmental security protection of the Three Gorges Reservoir Area.     

唱歌学英文

Catch a falling star 捕捉下坠的星星 Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket. Never let it fade away. Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket.     

抓住一颗流星

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket.
Never let it lade away.
Cateh a falling star and put it in your pocket.
Save it for a rainy day.     

小剧场

A boy/girl： Today is April lOth. It＇s morning and the sun shines in the east. I put some seeds in the soil. And I give them some water too.     

家有萌娃

1.Dad:How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Kid:Open the door,put the elephant in,and close the door. Dad:How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Kid:Open the door,take the elephant out,put the giraffe in,and close the door.     

动物爆笑集锦

1 Jacob:How do you put an elephant in a fridge[冰箱]? Jimmy:I don't know,how? Jacob:You open the door and put it in! Well,how do you put a baboon[狒狒] in the fridge? Jimmy:Oh,I know! You open the door and put it in,right? Jacob:No,you open the door,take the elephant out,and then you put the baboon in.Well,all the animals except one go to a lion's birthday party,which one is it?     

完形填空实战练习

A Directions:For each blank in the following passage there are four words or phrases marked A,B,C,and D.Fill in each blank with the word or phrase that best fits the context. The host picked up the thermos and poured some hot water into the tea-cup and placed it on the small table in front of his 1,who were a father and daughter,and put the lid on the cup with a clink.Obviously 2 of something,he hurried into the inner room,leaving the thermos on the table.His two guests heard a box of drawers opening and a rustling(飒飒地响).They 3 sitting in the living-room,the 10-year-old daughter,looking at     

Steak(牛排)And Cows

Tom: My unde invents (发明)a machine(机器).If you put a cow in it, you can get some steak. John:My cousin(表哥) invents a machine,too.If you put some steak in it,     

The Moon in the Well

一、故事内容 One night, a monkey looks down a well. The water in it looks like a mirror. The monkey sees the moon in the water.     

Experiments on Deflecting & Oscillating Waterjet

A new type jet, the oscillating & deflecting jet, is put forward and its oscillating and deflecting characteristics are investigated. The nozzle of the self-oscillating & deflecting water jet consists of an upstream nozzle, a downstream nozzle, an oscillating chamber and two switches. It is experimentally shown that the deflective angle may reach 9.53 degree. The generated pressure fluctuation is very regular and the jet can efficiently increase the ability for breaking and cutting by eliminating the water cushion effect associated with a continuous jet.