幽默与笑话

One Smart Puppy A guy went to the cinema one day and noticed an old man with a dog in the front row. It was a sad, funny kind of film and the guy noticed that during the sad parts the dog cried his eyes out, and during the funny parts, the dog laughed its head off.     

English Joke

A A man walks into a shopand sees a lovely little dog.He asks the shopkeeper,"Does your dog bite?"The shopkeeper says,"No,my dog does notbite."The man tries to pet the dog and the dogbites him."Ouch!"He says,"I thought you said yourdog does not bite!"The shopkeeper replies,"That is not mydog!"     

Cat Scan

A man takes his motionless dog to the vet."Doc,I think my dog is dead.”The vet looks the dog over, goes into a backroom,and comes out with a cat.He places the caton the table next to the dog.The cat walks aroundand sniffs at the dog.The dog does not move.The     

A Seeing-eye Dog and a Blind Man

通读下面短文,掌握其大意,然后在1～10各题所给的四个选项中,选出一个最佳答案,并把它前面的字母编号填在左边的括号里。 Here is a story about a clever dog. It was a seeing-eye dog. A seeing-eye dog can help blind(瞎的)people walk along the streets and do many other things. One day a seeing-eye dog and a blind man 1 a bus together. The bus was full of 2 andthere were 3 seats left. But one man soon stood up and left his seat. The dog 4 the blind man     

English Joke

A A man walks into a shopand sees a lovely little dog.He asks the shopkeeper,“Does your dog bite?“The shopkeeper says,“No,my dog does notbite.“The man tries to pet the dog and the dogbites him.“Ouch!“He says,“I thought you said yourdog does not bite!“The shopkeeper replies,“That is not mydog!“     

读故事记单词

A man tried to sell his neighbor a new dog for five dollars.“This is a talkingdog.”He said.“Stop behaving stupidly,”the neighbor rephed,“how can a beast likethat talk?Or you mean bark?”suddenly,the dog looked up and said with tears inhis eyes,“Please buy me,Sir.This man is mean.He keeps me in a barn and I haveto sleep in a barrel.He feeds me only beans and never walks me to the hay,and     

谁的狗最聪明

Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, "T square, show your stuff." The dog trotted over to a desk, pulled out a paper and a pencil, and drew a perfect triangle. The next guy, an accountan…     

阅读理解精选

AA man went to buy a piece of meat.He askedthe butcher(屠夫 ) to tell him the way of cooking itbecause he didn't know how to cook meat.Thebutcher told him how to cook it.“But I can't remember your words,”the mansaid,“Will you please write your words down forme?”Thebutcher was a good man and he wrotehiswords down for the man.The man went homehappily with the meat in his hand and the note(便条 ) in his pocket.A dog saw the meat,jumped athim and took the meataway.The man stood there.He did…     

Physical Boundary

Every living thing has a physical boundary that separates it from its ex-ternal environment. Beginning with the bacteria(细菌) and the simple cell and ending with man, every organism has a certain limit which marks where it begins and ends.Anyone who has had experience with dogs, particularly in the country-side such as on farms, is familiar with the way in which the dog handles space. In the first place, the dog knows the limits of his master蒺s “yard”and will defend it against encroachmen…     

宠物狗

If you are in a town in a westerm country,you＇ll often see people walking with their dogs.It is still true_1_ a dog is one of the most useful_2_ in the world,but the reason that one keeps a dog _3_changed.Long,long ago,a man met a dog and _4_ it to help him fight_5_animals,     

The Blind One To My Dog

Mr Smith was an officer. On the 1 to his office he often saw a man 2 a pair of black glasses selling matches (火柴). The manhad a big old dog 3 him. The dog had aboard(牌子) with these words 'I AM BLIND'4 its neck. Mr Smith was 5 kind that he usually 6 to comfort the man and give him some money 7 taking matches away when he passed there.     

STORIES ABOUT DOGS

A George is a young man.He does not have a wife.But he has a very small dog,and he has a small car,too.He likes playing tennis.Last Monday,he played tennis for an hour at his club,and then he ran out and jumped into a car.His dog came after him,but it didn't jump into the same car,it jumped into the next car.     

STORIES ABOUT DOGS

A George is a young man.He does not have a wife.But he has a very small dog,and he has a small car,too.He likes playing tennis.Last Monday,he played tennis for an hour at his club,and then he ran out and jumped into a car.His dog came after him,but it didn’t jump into the same car,     

Are Pets Good For Us?

A pet animal keeps us feel happy.Pets can staywith us when we are left by ourselves,and pets in-vite us to love and be loved.Often a cat or dog cankeep us easy at time when human words don’t help.Pets also keep us get close to the more natural animalworld.Learning to care for a pet helps a child to growup into a loving man or woman who feels responsible(有责任的) towards those dependent (依靠) on him.A pet dog can make us believe in others for we cansee faithfulness (忠诚) in the dog.In fact…     

A Clever Dog

Mr Smith is an old man.He has a dog or asmall ear.He likes playing cards.Yesterday afternoon whenhe played cards for three hours in his friend house.It wasgetting dark,so he left there in the hurry and jumped into a car.     

数字新面孔——英语常见数字习语一瞥

zero-hour开始时刻As the zero-hour came near,all the players grew excited．比赛即将开始,运动员们都显得很兴奋。one and only仅有的,唯一的The pet dog is the old man’s one and only friend．那条宠物狗是老人唯一的朋友。in two two’s立刻,一眨眼The nice bird flew up to the sky in two two’s．那只美丽的小鸟一眨眼就飞向了空中。by twos and threes三三两两地     

A Smart Dog

A Smart Dog Wilkins was hot and tired, so he went into a small cafe(咖啡馆) for a cold drink. The place was empty except for an old man and a dog. They were both sitting at a table in a corner of the cafe. In front of them was a chessboard. For a moment, …     

你的盲点

Close your left eye,Keep your right eye looking at the dog and move the bookback and forth[来回地]in front of you.At one point the cat disappears!You have justfound your blind spot.Everyone has one.It is the spot where the optic nerve[视神经]cord[索状组织,神经]leaves your eye,and there are no nerve cells to see the image.If youuse both eyes as you look as the dog,you won’t have a blind spot.The image fromyour left eye will make up for[弥补]the blank[空白] in your right eye.     

幽默故事

A man was walking in thepark with his dog,when he meta friend with her dog.The twobegan talking,and the dogs ranoff together. After a fewminutes,they became worried.“I wonder where Hannibalis,”he said.“I wonder where Cleopatrois,”she said.They went to look for theirdogs,but they couldn't findthem.Three days later,the mantelephoned his friend.“Did yourdog come home?”“Yes,”she replied.“How did you find it?”“I put an advertisement inthe newspaper,and I got it backthe nextday.Why do…     

猪和女巫

正[英语原文]Pig And Witch A man is driving up a steep,narrow mountain road.a woman is driving down the same road.As they pass each other,the woman leans out of the window and yells"pig!"The man immediately leans out of his window and replies,"witch!"They each continue on their way,and as the man rounds the next corner,