Do You Know Me?

Boy:Isn’t the headmaster(校长)a fool(傻瓜)? Girl:Do you know who I am? Boy:NO.Girl:I’m the headmaster’s daughter.Boy:And do you know who I am? Girl:No.Boy:Thank goodness(谢天谢地).     

Watching TV

Boy:Mum,I want to watch TV now.Mum:Oh,there's no electricity,my dear.Boy: It doesn't matter.I can use a candle.     

你知道我是谁吗

[英语原文] Boy:Isn't the principal(校长)a dummy(傻瓜)? Girl:Do you know who I am ? Boy:No. Girl:I am the principal' s daughter. Boy:And do you know who I am? Girl:No. Boy:Thank goodness. [汉语翻译] 男孩儿:那个校长难道不是傻瓜吗? 女孩儿:你知道我是谁吗? 男孩儿:不知道. 女孩儿:我是校长的女儿. 男孩儿:你知道我是谁吗? 女孩儿:不知道. 男孩儿:谢天谢地.     

笑话与幽默

A. He Said NothingMum: What did your father say when he saw hisbroken watch?Boy: Shall I leave out the swear-words, Mum? Mum: OK. Boy: Then I don' t think he said anything.     

考了一百分

Boy:I got a hundred in school today, Mom:Good!In which subject did you get a hundred? Boy:Well,I got forty in reading,thirty in spelling,and thirty in arithmetic.     

Give Me A Belt

A beggar(乞丐) asks for(要) food on a street.Boy: Are you hungry(饥饿的)? Beggar: Yes. I am. Please give me some food. Boy: Why don’t you tighten(变紧) your belt? beggar: Please give me a belt!     

高兴的(英文)

Teacher:Has anyone(任何一个) ever(曾经) made someone else(其他的) glad? Boy:I made my granny glad yesterday(昨天). Teacher:How did you make your grandmother glad? Boy:I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her,'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said,'Well, I'm glad'!     

Being Late

Teacher: Why areyou late forschool?Boy:It was late when I started from home.Teacher:Then why didn’t you start early?Boy:It was alreadytoo late to startearly,sir.注释:be late for school上学迟到start v出发already adv已经too…to 太……以至于不能…     

趣味师生问答

I Wish...Boy： I wish I＇d lived in the old days.Teacher：Why？     

小幽默欣赏

WHOSE MISTAKE?Teacher:(Looking through Toby9s homework)I wonder how oneperson could make so many mistakes!Toby:It wasn9t one person,sir.Father helped me.谁的错误?教师:(查看托比的家庭作业)我真不明白一个人怎么能出这么多错误!托比:老师,这不是一个人的错误,我爸爸帮我做了一部分。WOOLTeacher:What do we get from sheep?Boy:Wool.Teacher:You are quite right.And what do we make from wool?Boy:I don9t know.Teacher:Well,what9s your coat made of?Boy:My coat was made from my father9s old coat.羊毛…     

Watch It Ache

Dentist:Ok. Don't eat much sug-ar,any more.Boy:Thank you.But give me thebad tooth.Ok?Dentist:What do you want it forBoy:Oh.I want to watch it ache.     

他知道的太多了

Boy to mother:“I've decided to stop studying.”“How come?”asked the mother.“I heard on the news that someone was shot dead in Italya     

我很高兴

I’mGlad文/点点Teacher:“Hasanyoneofyouevermadesomeoneglad?”Boy:“Teacher,Imadesomeonegladyesterday.”Teacher:“Whowasthat?”Boy:“Mygranny.Iwenttoseeheryesterday,afteranhour,andIsaidtoher,‘Granny,I’mgoinghome.’andshesaid,‘Well,I’mglad!’”我很高兴老师:“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?”男孩:“我,老师,昨天我就使别人高老师:“是谁呢?”男孩:“是我奶奶。我昨天去看她。一小时后,我跟她说:奶奶,我要回家了。她说:啊,我很高兴!”我很高兴@点点…     

A Story About Little Boy

Little Boy looked out at the big,yellow moon.He lookedand lookedat it.Hesaid, “I     

校园足球赛

Wang　Liang:　Hey,we　are　playing　with　ourneighboring　Xianfeng　Middle　School　at　two. Li　Ming:　You　play　forward,　right? Wang　Liang:　　Boy,　I　can’t　remember　howmany　times　I　have　told　you　I　play　center. Li　Ming:　Sorry,it　slipped　my　mind.　I’m　pre-paring　for　the　final　exam. Wang　Liang:　Oh,there　is　still　a　month　to　go,Come　and　watch　our　game. Li　Ming:　　All　right. (During　the　game) Li　Ming:　　Oh,　what　a　shame,our　midfielderpl…     

中考英语时态大盘点

一、一般现在时 1．表示经常发生的事情或者经常存在的动作或状态。例如：She sings with the band Crazy Boy. I teach English.     

学童谣,说英语

A Short Boy 矮个子男孩I like sports, 矮个子男孩Though I'm short. 我虽长得矮,I train more and more, 运动挺喜欢。And I'm as strong 天天都锻炼,as a horse. 壮得牛一般。     

幽默

(A)Teacher:Whatareyougoingtobewhenyougrowup?Boy:IthinkIcanbecomeawriter.Teacher:Awriter?That蒺shardwork,isn蒺tit?Boy:Idon蒺tthinkso.It蒺sveryeasybecauseallthewordsneed鄄edareinthedictionary.Teacher:So?Boy:AllIhavetodoisrearrange(重新排列)them.(B)MrsRose:Excuseme,sir!Amanrobbed(抢)meofmygoldwatchmomentsago.Policeman:Didyoucryoutforhelp?MrsRose:No,Ididn蒺t.Ihavefourgoldteethinmymouth!(C)Teacher:Arethereanyquestionsintheexam?Youseemtohavemetsometrouble.Tod:No.Allthequestionsareclear,…     

PEP三年级Lesson 9教案

一、教学重点1.字母:元音字母Ii的读和写。2.词汇:ice cream,want,buy.3.句型:①I is for…②Can I help you?③I want to…④A:Here you are.B:Thank you.4.语音:学习元音字母Ii在单词中发字母本身读音i和短音i的情况。5.歌曲:I see a Boy Eating lceCream.二、教学难点1.元音字母Ii的准确发音,注意滑动和合口。2.字母Ii在"四线三格"中的正确书写。3.对1A—2B中学过的含有字母Ii单词的认读。     

骆驼的驼峰有什么用处?

Girl:Whatanimalcarriestwohillsonitsback,doyouknow?Boy:Ofcauseacamel.Thehilllikethingsonitsbackarecalledhumps.Girl:Oh,humps.Whatistheuseofthem,canyoutellme?Boy:Thehumpsarecamels’foodbag.Thereisalotoffatinthem.Thatiswhycamelscanlivewithoutfoodandwateronthedesertforsveraldays.Girl:Oh,Isee.Ithinkhumpscanalsohelptocarrythings.Boy:Yes.女孩:什么动物背上驮着两座山,你知道吗?男孩:当然喽,骆驼。它背上像小山一样的东西叫驼峰。女孩:哦,叫驼峰啊。你能告诉我驼峰是干什么用的吗?男孩:驼峰就像骆驼的干粮袋,里…