小蜘蛛上学

Spider is a new student. He goes to the Animal School. Rabbit, Monkey, Piggy and Bird say hello to him. Rabbit says: "I’m No. One." Monkey says: "I’m No. Two." Piggy says: "I’m No. Three." Bird says: "I’m No. Four." "Fall in, children." Mr. Bear says. Spider stands in the first place, "Now, I’m No. One." They laugh.     

颜色

一天,一只小老鼠问了一个问题:“太阳是什么颜色的?”小鸟说:“太阳是绿色的,它把叶子照绿了。”青蛙说:“太阳是黄色的,它把稻穗照黄了。”蝴蝶说:“太阳是红色的,它把花照红了。”小鱼说:“太阳是蓝色的,它把大海照蓝了。”One day a mouse asks a question. "What color is the sun ?" A bird says, "The sun is green . It makes the leaves green." A frog says, "The sun is yellow . It makes the rice heads yellow." A butterfly says, "The sun is red . It makes the flowers red." A fish says, "The sun isblue.Itm ake…     

I Go to School by Car

Story: The class is talking about how they go to school every day. Kathy says, "I go to school by car." Leo says, "I go to school on foot." Phoebe answers, "I go to school by subway with my dad." And the class asks Miss Grant, "How do you go to school?" Miss Grant answers, "I go to school by motorcycle." The class says, "Wow, so cool!"     

头脑风暴（英文）

AThere are three brothers,the eldest says:"I have four nephews(侄儿)and one niece(侄女)."The second says:"I have four nephews too,but Ihave two nieces."The third says:"I have four nephews as well(也),but Ihave three nieces."Do you know how many sons and daughters each of them has?B Mr.Wang buys a new pair of socks,however,there is a hole on each sock.     

头脑风暴

A There are three brothers,the eldest says:"I have four nephews (侄儿) and one niece (侄女)." The second says:"I have four nephews too,but I have two nieces." The third says:"I have four nephews as well (也),but I have three nieces." Do you know how many sons and daughters each of them has? B Mr.Wang buys a new pair of socks,however,there is a hole on each sock.But Mr.Wang is+n't angry at all.Why?     

Does The Dog Know﹖

"Sam," says his father, "put on your cap and let us go for a walk."Sam is happy. He likes to go out with his father. He puts on his cap and coat and says, "Father, I am ready." Sam and his father go out into the street. Suddenly they see a big black dog. The dog begins to bark. Sam is afraid of the dog. He wants to run home. His father says, "Don't be afraid, Sam. Don't you know the proverb:'A barking dog does not biterb?"Does The Dog Know﹖…     

I,You and She

On the first day at school, Peter learns three words: I, You and She. The teacher says:"I, I am your teacher."She points to a girl."She, She is your classmate. You, You are my student."     

我不喜欢她

[英文原文] I don' t like her Bob goes to a new school. One day,he comes back,"Bob,do you like your new teacher?" his mother asks. "I don’ t like her,Mother.Because first she says that three and three is six,and then she says that two and four is six too."Bob says. [汉语翻译] 我不喜欢她 鲍勃去了一所新学校. 一天,他回到家,妈妈问他:"你喜欢你的新老师吗?" "不,我不喜欢她,妈妈.因为她先说3加3等于6,然后她又说2加4等于6."鲍勃说.     

学会与人分享

正Molly is a little bee.She gathers a lot of honey.One day,Aunt Lucy comes to her home.Her mother takes out the honey and Aunt Lucy eats a lot."How nice the honey is!"Aunt Lucy says.After she leaves,Molly is a little unhappy.Her mother asks,"What’s the matter with you,my dear?"Molly says,"Aunt Lucy ate a lot of honey.I don’t have enough honey for winter now."Molly’s mother smiles and says,"Don’t worry.We can gather honey tomorrow.Aunt Lucy is very happy to eat your honey.     

English Joke

A A man walks into a shopand sees a lovely little dog.He asks the shopkeeper,"Does your dog bite?"The shopkeeper says,"No,my dog does notbite."The man tries to pet the dog and the dogbites him."Ouch!"He says,"I thought you said yourdog does not bite!"The shopkeeper replies,"That is not mydog!"     

我们是朋友

正[英语原文]Tommy is turtle.He has no daddy,no mummy and no friends.He is crying.A bird comes.She says:"I can fly.Let’s fly!"Tommy says:"no,no,I can’t fly!"A rabbit comes.He says:"I can jump.Let’s jump!"Tommy says:"no,no.I can’t jump!"     

2 Jokes

A Penny and A secondA man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: “God, what is a million dollars to you?” and God says: “A penny”, then the man says: “God, what is a million years to you? ” and God says: “A second”, then the man says: “God, can I have a penny?”and God says “In a second. ”一便士和一秒钟 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。他问: “主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?”上 帝回答: “一便士。”男子又问: “那一 百万年呢?”上帝说: “一秒钟。”最后男 子请求道: “上帝, 我…     

Fred

Fred hurries home from school. He's hungry. And he has a lot ofhomework. He wants to visit Tom and play football, too. He doesn'thave much time. "Hello, Fred," says Mrs. Martin. "How was school today ?" "Fine. But I have a lot of homework." Fred goes to the kitchen. Mrs. Martin is sitting at the table. She'sdrinking a cup of coffee. "I'm hungry," says Fred. "Well, there isn't much milk. But there's some fruit."     

海边度假

1Papa,Mama,Brother and Sister go to the shore for weekend.There is a house for them to stay in.爸爸、妈妈、哥哥和妹妹周末去海边度假。那有一所房子供他们居住。2"Let’s put on swimming suits and go into the water!"says Brother."Wait,we must clean up,room by room!"says Mama."我们穿上泳衣下水吧!"哥哥说。"等等,我们必须要先把每个房间收拾一下",妈妈说。     

误会

正[英语原文]Mark’s favorite cup is broken,and he feels unhappy.Susan sees and asks him,"You look sad.What’s the matter?"Mark says,"There is something wrong with my cup."Susan says,"Don’t worry.I can repair it."Mark feels surprised and asks,"Repair?You can repair it?     

"宁愿"用法小议

我们先来看看"宁愿"在中考试卷中是如何展示的. 1.As a good teacher,Miss Green often says:"I__one million smiles in my heart__one million dollars in my pocket."     

短文三则(英文)

A Tom is a lazy boy. He is not good at his studies at school. His mother is very worried about him.This day, Tom comes home from school. His mother says to him, "Give me your exercise book. Let me have a look.""Yes, mum."Tom passes his exercise book     

小飞虫

正晚上,大鸟(Big Bird)看到天空中的飞虫一闪一闪好漂亮!他高兴地把飞虫放进瓶子里,可是……One night Big Bird sees something glowing in the dark."Look!"he says."A little bug!"The little bug goes twinkle,twinkle,twinkle.一天晚上,大鸟看到黑暗的夜里有闪闪发亮的东西。"看啊!"他说,"小飞虫!"小飞虫闪啊,闪啊,闪的。     

What’s his name?

Mrs Smith is busy today,so she can 1 take Susan to school.When 2 the school, she says,"Your daddy is going to London.I’m going to the airport(机场) to see him 3 this afternoon.I can’t come here to meet you.Can you go home yourself 4 school?""Don’t worry,mum,"says the little girl."I’m seven now."The fifth class is over and Susan leaves school.But she 5 find the way home.She     

Top Jokes in Different Countries

Top Joke in UKA woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me! "The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."