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The End
A：I say, I say, I say. What is the end of everything？
B：I don＇t know. What is the end of everything？ A： The letter ＂g＂.     

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俗话说“笑一笑,十年少”,几则小笑话,看看能不能给你带来些许好心情!     

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俗话说：“笑一笑,十年少”。几则小笑话,看看能不能给你带来些许好心情！     

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鸟儿为什么要在冬天飞向南方？有人会在街上遛老虎？当鹦鹉说你傻的时候你要怎么办？一起来开心一刻!     

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Jokes, anecdotes and stories as told by native English speakers.An Island ,A： I say, I say, I say. Why is the letter ＂T＂ like an island？ B： I don＇t know. Why is the letter ＂T＂ like an island？ A： Because it＇s in the middle of ＂waTer＂.     

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白痴和电锯 一个傻子走进一家五金店。他看到一个电锯广告,说该电锯l小时能锯6棵树。傻子对此深信不疑,于是买了它。然而,第二天,傻子把电锯拿回店里说：“这个电锯不合格啊。我花了一天的时间才锯了一棵树。”店员十分疑惑．拿起并打开电锯检查什么地方出了毛病。     

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俗话说“笑一笑,十年少”,几则小笑话,看看能不能给你带来些许好心情!     

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生活中不时会有令人爆笑的妙语趣事,你发现了吗？其实快乐就是这么简单。     

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A： I say, I say, I say. What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years？     

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Jokes anecdotes and stories as told by native English speakers. Slow Down or Stop One day, a police officer stops a motorist who has just gone through a red light. The officer is about to give the driver a ticket when the driver says, ＂Officer, you can＇t give me a ticket for that!＂ ＂Why not？＂ asks the officer ＂Because,＂     

FUNNY STORIES

A One morning Wood left his house with six donkeys (驴) for the market.After a time,he got tired and got on to one of them.He counted the donkeys,and there were only five,so he got off and looked for the sixth.However,he did not find it,so he went back to the donkeys and counted them again.This time there were six,so he got on to one of them again and went on forward.     

FUNNY READINGS

A Teacher: There are three words and pupils often use them in class. Do you know what they are?     

FUNNY stories

A lot of boys and girls in western countries are wearing the same kinds of clothes, and many of them have a long hair, so it is often difficult to tell whether they are boys or girls.     

FUNNY TALKS

Georgie： Teacher, would you scold （批评） someone for something that he didn＇t do？     

FUNNY STORIES

Awood liked fish very much,and when he had enough money,he bought some for his dinner in the market and took it home.But when his wife saw the fish,she always said to herself,"Now I can invite some good friends to lunch and we will eat the fish.