幽默四则

Ⅰ.Who Is the Laziest?Father:Well,Tom. I want to ask you aquestion.Who is the laziest person in your class?Tom:I don't know,father.Father:Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other     

谁最懒

Father:Tom,who is the laziest in your class?Tom:I don't know,daddy.Father:You should know,who does-n't read or write in class and just looks here and there?Tom:The teacher.译文:父亲:汤姆,你们班谁最懒?汤姆:我不知道,爸爸。父亲:你应该知道,谁在班内不读不写还经常东张西望?汤姆:老师。谁最懒@水仙     

Jokes and Humor

学法语儿子:爸爸,法语难学吗?父亲:我的孩子,开头是难,可往后就变得容易了。儿子:太好了!那我就学后半部分。1.T o L earn FrenchSon:D ad,is French difficult to learn?Father:M y boy,at the beginning it is,butafter that it becom es easy.Son:That’s great。I’ll learn the latter half.父与子父亲:汤姆,你要知道,当林肯在你这年龄时,他是一个很好的学生。事实上,他是班里最好的学生。汤姆:是的,爸爸,我知道。可当他在你这个年龄时,他已是美国总统了。2.T he Father and H is SonFather:Y ou know,Tom,when Lincoln wasyour age,he was a very goodpupil.In fact,he was the best pupilin his class.Tom:Y es,Father.I know that.But when hewas your age,he was President ...     

谁最懒

Father： Who＇s the laziest in your class？ Son： I don＇ t know. Father： Who＇s looking around and doing nothing when you are doing your exercises？Son ： The teacher.     

Jokes

1.Father and son Father:You know,Mike,when Lincoln was your age,he was a very good pupil.In fact,he was the best pupil in his class.Mike:Yes,Father.I know that.But when he was your age,he was President of the United States.2.How do you find it?Teacher:Mike,you copied from John’s paper in today’s exam,didn’t you?     

Humour

IntheClassroomSchoolboy:Excuse me, Miss. I'm calling just to tell you I can't go to school today.Teacher:Why? What蒺s wrong?Schoolboy:I don蒺t feel well.Teacher:Where do you feel trouble?Schoolboy:In the classroom.ACleverBoyTom:Papa, can you write your name without opening your eyes?Father:Of course, I can.Tom:All right! Please write your name on my school report（成绩单）.WhyFishesOnlyLiveinWater?Father:Do you know why fishes only live in water and can蒺t live on land?Son:Yes, I…     

如何表达常用的倍数

Sybil:Stop.Wait.Who is it?Lord Grantham:Your long-suffering Papa.Mary:I suppose he can come in.Lord Grantham:What’s this for?Mary:Going away.How does it look?Lord Grantham:Expensive.Mary:Twice the national debt,I’m afraid.But I know you don’t mind.     

Father’s John Hancock

Teacher:Tom,you haven’t shown your parents the examination pa-pers,have you?Tom:Yes,I have,sir.Teacher:But I can’t find your father’s John Hancock on the papers.Tom:Here,sir.(Showing his whipped arm to the teacher.)Father’s John Hancock!山东@石继忠     

The Best and the Worst

Jack:Who is the bestin your class?Tom :It’s m e.I don’t ask any questions in classJack:W ell,who is the worst?Tom :It’s our teacher.H e always asks us m any questions,and he knows nothingThe Best and the Worst@May     

Jokes and Humor

学法语儿子:爸爸,法语难学吗?父亲:我的孩子,开头是难,可往后就变得容易了。儿子:太好了!那我就学后半部分。1.T o L earn FrenchSon:D ad,is French difficult to learn?Father:M y boy,at the beginning it is,butafter that it becom es easy.Son:That’s great。I’ll learn the latter half.父与子父亲:汤姆,你要知道,当林肯在你这年龄时,他是一个很好的学生。事实上,他是班里最好的学生。汤姆:是的,爸爸,我知道。可当他在你这个年龄时,他已是美国总统了。2.T he Father and H is SonFather:Y ou know,Tom,when Lincoln wasyou…     

The Proverb

Sam and his father are walking on the street.Suddenly a big dog barks at them and Sam is afraid.Father: Don’t be afraid. Don’t you know the proverb:A barking dog doesn’t bite?Sam:Oh, yes. I know the proverb,and you know the proverb.But does the dog kno…     

英语角

I Don’t KnowTeacher:Tom,what are the three words which some ofyou use most often in class ?Tom:I don’t know.Teacher:Correct.译文:我不知道老师:汤姆,你们在课堂上最常用的三个字是哪三个字?汤姆:不知道。老师:答对了。     

“我不知道”

请看:Teacher:Tom,what are the three words which pupils use most often in class?Tom:I don’t know…reacher:Correct.以上虽是则笑话,但从某种程度上说明"I don’t know."应用之广。除了"Idon’t know."这一最简单、最明了地表示"我不知道"以外,英语中还有很多惯用法在不同场合表示同样的意思。现分别简介如下:     

脑筋急转弯

1 Who is closer to you,your mom or your dad? (爸爸和妈妈谁和你更近?) 2 What letter is a question? (什么字母是一个问题?) 3 Why did Tom put his brother’s guitar in the refrigerator? (汤姆为什么把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里?)     

Jokes and Humour

Tom: Father, our teacher does not know what ahorse is.Father: Why do you think so? Tom: You know, I drew a horse yesterday andshowed it to the teacher and he asked mewhat it was.汤姆:父亲,我们的老师不认识马。父亲:你为什么这么说?汤姆:是这样的。昨天我画了一匹马,我拿给老师看,可他却问我这是什么。     

爱是三言两语说不清楚的(英文)

I love you not because of who you aye,but because of who I am when l am with you. No mall or woman is worth your tears,and the one who is,won’t make you cry. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them. Never frown,even when you aye sad, because you never know who is falling in     

日积月累学成语

keep one’s fingers crossed祈求成功(幸运)A:Do you think you’ll pass the exam?B:I don’t know.but I’m keeping all my fingers crossed,甲:你认为你能通过考试吗?乙:我不知道,但是我从心里祈祷成功。     

What Is the Greatest?

What is the greatest in your heart? Have you ever thought about this question?Someone will say in confidence: "Man!" Maybe you are not wrong, but I don' t agreewith you.There is a special heavenly body called the earth in the cosmic space. The earth isthe only place suitable for human beings to live on."Do you know where life came from?" "From the earth!" "Right!""Do you know where man was born?" "On the earth!" "Right!"Where is there life without the earth? Where can man exist without the eath?the eath     

Who Is More Foolish?

Father:Tom!How foolish you are!You were in Grade One last year,and now you are still in Grade One.Tom:But at eacher in my school is more foolish.He was in Grade Three last year and now he is in Grade One.Who Is More Foolish?@江河     

狗知道这条谚语吗?

Does the Dog Know the Proverb? “Sam,”says his father,“put onyour cap and let us go for a walk.”Sam is happy.He likes to go outwith his father.He puts on his cap andcoat and says:“Father. I am ready.”Samand his father go out into the street.Suddenly they see a big black dog.Thedog begins to bark.Sam is afraid of thedog.He wants to run home.His fathersays:“Don’t be afraid,Sam.Don’t youknow the proverb:‘A barking dog doesnot bite’?”“Oh,yes,”says Sam,“I know theproverb,you know the proverb,but doesthe dog know the proverb?”