趣味问答（英文）

1.How can you change a lady into a boy？2.When does a motorcycle go exactly as fast as a train？3.What is it that I can see but you cannot？4.What is the most difficult key to turn？5.What can you see with your eyes shut？6.What tree do you hold in your hand？7.What is it that is always coming but never arrives？8.What do you add to a road to make it wide？9.What bird can lift the heaviest weight？     

银行和钱

What you say . How much is it, please？ What＇ s the total amount？ Are you going to buy it？ How much are you going to spend？ How much do you earn a month？ How much have you got in savings？ How many bank accounts do you have？ Did you save any money last month？ Shall we go shopping？ How much did that cost you？ Where did you get that？ Was it expensive/cheap？ I＇ ll get this one. / I＇ II pay for this. Lunch is on me. / I＇ II get lunch.     

测一测：你是职场恶霸吗？

1. There＇ s a new employee just arrived in the office. What do you say to him？ a） Here, I＇ll show you around and introduce you to everyone. b） I＇ m the boss here and don＇t forget it, Now go and make some teat2. A junior colleague comes to you for help understanding a document. What do you say？     

测一测：你很自我吗？

1. You＇ve just entered a bar with some friends. What do you do？ a） I ask everyone what they want, and go and order the drinks. b） I rush up to the bar and get myself a drink quickly, 2. A work colleague has just found out that he has a terrible illness. How do you react？ a） I tell him how sorry I am, and ask if he＇ d like to talk about it. I also offer my assistance for anything he may need. b） I tell him how I＇ve been feeling a bit ill recently too. 3. What＇ s your favourite topic of conversation？ a） Whatever anyone else wants to talk about--the latest news, a bit of celebrity gossip, anything really. b） Me!     

笑一笑

The Word
A： I say, I say, I say. What five-letter word becomes shorterwhen you add two letters to it？ B＂ I don＇t know. What five-letter word does become shorterwhen you add two letters to it？ A＂ Short.     

浅议英语课堂教学小结

案例背景介绍：What do they like to do？这是《小学英语》（三年级起始版,2014）五年级上册Unit 1 Family第四课的内容。本课围绕family这一主题,在前三课介绍了＂Who are they？What do they look like？What do they do？＂后,本课继续介绍What do they like to do？（他们喜欢做什么？）     

办公室幽默

People always say that hard work never killed anybody. Oh yeah？When was the last time you ever heard of anyone who ＂rested to death＂？ Being punctual in our office was of no benefit whatsoever. There was never anybody around to appreciate it. Our office was always on the cutting edge of technology. Not only did we have computers that spoke and listened, some of them even got ulcers. Did you ever notice how the people who complain the most about not having enough time to do all their work, are the same ones who always stop and tell everyone that they don＇t have enough time to do all their work？     

白教堂区的脱裤凶杀者

First listening Listen once. Who does Inspector Nottingham Forest have to see at the end of the episode？ When is he going to see him？ Second listening Listen again. Then, answer these questions. I. How long has Inspector Forest been in the force？ 2. What bad news does he receive？ 3. How long has he been an inspector？ 4. What doesn＇t Sergeant Hamilton do before coming in？ 5. What news does Sergeant Hamilton have？ 6. What does Inspector Forest want them to do with the witness？ 7. What does inspector Forest want Sergeant Hamilton to do？     

涂鸦

Match each joke beginning （1 to 8） with its ending （A-H）. Then, listen to check your answers.1. On which side does a tiger have most stripes？ 2. Who went into the tiger＇ s den and came out alive？ 3. What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo？     

交际英语讲练

问候（Greetings） 1 . ＂How are you？＂ ＂_____＂ A.How do you do？ B.How are you？ C.I＇ m fine, thank you D.What do you do？