笑话四则

David joined the army when he was eighteen. And for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting and all of them did well except David. At last the officer said, ＂David! You are quite hopeless! Do not waste your bullets. Go behind that wall and shoot yourself.＂     

无形的约束

人的言谈举止甚至于写作或受朋友、家人的无形约束，或受他所认识的那个小圈子的无形约束，结果是本该说的不说了，本该写的不写了。     

家乡的菊花节

家家菊尽黄，梁国独如霜。莹静真琪树，分明对玉堂。仙人披雪氅，素女不红装。粉蝶来难见，麻衣拂更香。     

天下第一猫（节选）

你家养过猫吗？说不定养过吧。可是，你家的猫会说话吗？一定不能吧。瞧，贝比克家的小黑猫就会说话哦！而且，他奶奶养的小猪也会说话呢！     

决定

宝贝，你决定了吗？ 决定了，决定了 即使天塌下来？ 塌下来，塌下来 喔呜