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I.A Picnic 0n a holiday,Henry and Jack had a picnic ina park.On the ground they spread what they hadprepared for their meal.In the plate were two loavesof beef,salted eggs and some pieces of bread. Henry grabbed the larger loaf of beef.Jacksaid tO him angrily,“What bad manners youhave!Y_0U took the larger one!” Henry answered,“If you had been in my place,which 10af would you have taken?’’ “The small one.of course.” ‘‘Then what are you complaining about?’’ 野餐 在假日的一天,亨利…