Humour

Clock Traveller Do you have any clocks here﹖ Master No. But the roosters here can wake you up every morning. Traveller Thats great Let them call me up at ten oclock tomorrow morning.A sleep X iao M ing didn tw ant to be asleep yesterday evening. H is father be gan to tell him stories in the bedroom .O ne hour later,the room w as quiet atall. A t that tim e,X iao M ing s m other opened the door and asked,“Is he asleep?” “D ad is asleep,M um ,”X iao M ing answered in a lo…     

幽默二则(英文)

DadIsFiveMissGreen:David,canyoutellmehowoldyourdadisthisyear?David:Dadisfiveyearsold.MissGreen:Fiveyearsold?Thinkitagain,David.Isn蒺tyourdadasyoungasyou?David:Yes.MydadhimselftoldmethathehadbeenafathersinceIwasborn.WellKnownFather:Chinese押50;maths押40;English押30.Areyoustillpleasedwiththem?Son:Dad,you蒺reknownforthat.Myteacherswanttoseeyou.心一刻幽默二则(英文)!广东@邓树权…     

培养创造性思维,活跃课堂教学

实施素质教育的关键在于培养学生的创造意识、创新精神和创新能力。英语是一门实践性很强的语言,学生们身在祖国却要学习陌生的英语,周围既没有英语语言环境,家中一般也无人与之用英语进行对话,仅靠在学校每星期的四、五节英语课,就要求获得英语的基础知识,并具有初步运用英语进行交际的能力,这确