ENGLISH JOKES

(A)Ned:Why do you always wear two watches?Ted:I need to see how slow the other one is.(B)Passenger1:Excuse me,does this train stop at New Town?Passenger2:Yes,just watch me and get off one station beforeme.(C)Diner:Waiter,your finger is in my soup.Waiter:That's all right.It's so used to(惯常)the heat,I hardlynotice it.(D)Customer:I'd like to try on(试穿)that dress in the window(橱窗).Salesgirl:Sorry,madam,but you'll have to use the dressingroom(试衣间).(E)     

书虫呱呱呱

书虫李子昂；书虫曾锦铧；书虫李晓；书虫王滔；书虫张小腾；书虫盖雯雯；[编者按]     

精彩点播

阿笨猫迎上去．试探地向走家微笑：“这个．这个，各位是来要牙签的？”[第一段]     

Renner,我还记着你

Renner先生是我的德国房东。虽然我在他的别墅里只住了短短的一个月,但这位先生给我留下了极其深刻的印象。