幽默两则

The SwimmerThe teacher told the class the story of a man who swam across a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. "Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that?" asked the teacher. "No, sir," answered Johnny, "but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were." 一个游泳的人老师给同学们讲了一个小故事,说有一个人早饭前要在河里游泳,横渡三趟。约翰尼笑了。老师问道:“你不相信一个游泳很好的人可以做到这个吗?”约翰尼回答说:“不是,先生,但我不明白他为什么不游四次,回到他放衣服的那边。”