笨贼

欢宴一个英国窃贼闯入布赖顿的一家丰十交俱乐部。他打算偷窃音频和视频设备。然而，进去之后，他发现冰箱里有一只鸡。他做熟并吃了这只鸡，还就着喝了两瓶酒。随后，他四肢伸展地躺在地上睡着了。

STUPID CRNMINALS

Here＇ s another part in our series on stupid criminals. Learn how not to do it. Feast Away An English burglar broke into a social club in Brighton. He was intending to steal music and video equipment. However, once inside he found a chicken in the fridge. So, he cooked and ate it, washing it down with two bottles of wine. Later, he stretched out on the floor and went to sleep. Next morning, he woke up to find himself under arrest.