经典幽默

1.A Zhong called the waiter,“May I know the time difference be-tween Beijing and New York?”The telephone exchange an-swered,“Just a minute!”A Zhonganswered,“Thank you!”andhanged up the telephone.阿忠打电话问饭店柜台:“你能告诉我北京和纽约的时差吗?”总机:“等会儿”(阿忠以为是“就一分钟”的意思),回了一句:“谢谢!”然后挂断了电话。2.一天,刘洪涛遇到一外宾,上前搭话:“I am Hongtao Liu.”外宾脱口而出:我他妈还是方块七呢!3.DrunkOne day,a father and his littleson were going home.At this age,t…