幽默四则

I.Where is the winner?Customer:This lobster's only got one claw. Waiter:I guess he's been lost in a fight,sir. Customer:Well,bring me the winner. 胜者在哪里?顾客:这只龙虾只有一只爪子。侍者:我猜应该是在打架时弄丢的,先生。顾客:那样的话,请把那只胜者请来吧。