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| Humour | |
| 作者姓名： | 寒昱 |
| 作者单位： | 江苏 |
| 摘 要： | TheTeacherIstheLaziestFather:Yourteachersaidyouwerethelaziestpupilinyourclass.Son:No,I’mnot.Father:Butwhodoesnothingwhiletheotherpupilsarebusydoingtheirexercises.Son:It’sourteacher,ofcourse!DifferentOpinionsWhenMrJacksongothomefromwork,hesawhiswifeinthesitting-room.Shewasstandingonachairandputtingupapicture.Hesaid,“Youmustn’tputupsuchapictureinthesitting-room.Youshouldputitupinthebedroom.”“Itdoesn’tmatter,”saidthewoman,“Idon’tthinkit’sany鄄thingdifferent.”“You’realwaysind… |
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