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引用本文: | 支振彪.校园笑话[J].初中生之友,2002(31). |
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作者姓名: | 支振彪 |
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摘 要: | ⅠAmanteachersaidtothenoisywomenstudents,“Twowomen'snoisesareasloudasonesmadebyonethousandducks.”Soontheteacher'swifecametoseehim.Oneofthewomenstudentshurriedtore-porttotheteacher,“Teacher,therearefivehundredducksthatwanttoseeyouatthegate.”一位男教师对吵嚷的女学生们说,“两个女人的吵嚷声合在一起顶得上一千只鸭子发出的嘈杂声。”不一会儿,男教师的妻子来看他。一位女生赶忙向老师报告:“老师,门口有五百只鸭子要见你。”ⅡStudent:IoftendreamthatIhavebeenaprofessor.Teacher,howcanIturnm…
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