| 摘 要： | Always Thirsty
总感到口渴
"I had an operation,"said a man to his friend,"and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"That's terrible!"said the friend."Got any pain?"
"No,but l am always thirsty!"
一个男人对他的朋友说:"我动了一次手术,手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了."
"真是太糟糕了!"朋友说道:"你觉得疼吗?"
"不疼,可是我总感到口渴."
What's Wrong With Your Horse?
马有什么毛病吗?
After his beloved horse died,a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this:Horse saddle and bridle for $50.
Inadvertently (非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad,which read instead:Horse,saddle and bridle for $50.
Immediately someone responded to the ad."That's an awfully cheap price for a horse," said the caller.What's wrong with your horse?"
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