小幽默(英文)

Day Off[休假] Smith went to see his supervisor[主管]．“Boss,”he said,“We’re doing some heavy house cleaning at home tomorrow．And my wife needs me to help with the attic[阁楼]and the garage．moving and hauling[用力拖拉]stuff．”“We’re short-handed[缺人手],Smith,”the boss replied,“I can’t give you the day off．”“Thanks,boss,”said Smith,“I knew I could count on[指望] you!”