Humour

Clock Traveller Do you have any clocks here﹖ Master No. But the roosters here can wake you up every morning. Traveller Thats great Let them call me up at ten oclock tomorrow morning.A sleep X iao M ing didn tw ant to be asleep yesterday evening. H is father be gan to tell him stories in the bedroom .O ne hour later,the room w as quiet atall. A t that tim e,X iao M ing s m other opened the door and asked,“Is he asleep?” “D ad is asleep,M um ,”X iao M ing answered in a lo…