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| 幽默集锦(英文) | |
| 作者姓名： | 和宝君 |
| 作者单位： | 河北乐亭二中 |
| 摘 要： | NothingLowerBobdislikesstudyingandheoftenplaystruant.Oncehegotazeroinanexamination.Hethoughtitunfairandwenttotheteacher.“ButIdontthinkIdeservethiszeroformypaper,”saidBob.“NeitherdoI,”saidtheteacher,“butitsthelowestmarkIcangive.”AChanceAthiefwascaughtandanoldmansaidtohim,“Youarestillyoung,boy.Youdbettergotothepolicestation,andthenyoumayhaveachance.”“Ivebeentheremanytimes,”saidthethief,“buttherewerealwayssomanypolicementhatIneverhadachancetolaymyhandonany-thing.”幽默集锦(英文)$… |
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