It's Dangerous for Me

A man always went to the same bar at the same time every day and asked for twoglasses of beer, He would drink them and then ask for two more. One day the barman asked him: “Why do you always ask for two glasses of beer? Why don’t you order one bigglass instead?”“Because I don’t like to drink alone”, the man answered.“I drink with myfriend.” But a few days later the man came in and asked for only one beer. “Oh, has your friend died?”asked the barman.     

幽默故事

(A) A man always went to the same bar at the same time every day and asked fortwo glasses of beer.He drank them andthen asked for two more. One day the man behind the bar said     

WHOSE CHILD IS THIS?(英文)

“Whose child is this?“ I asked one day Seeing a little one out at play “Mine,“ said the parent with a tender smile “Mine, to keep a little while To bathe his hands and comb his hair To tell him what he is to wear To prepare him that he may always be good And each day do the things he should.“ “Whose child is this?“ I asked again As the door opened and someone came in “Mine,“ said the teacher with the same tender smile “Mine, to keep just for a little while To teach him how to be gentle and kind To train and...     

双胞胎

A. The Same Mother 同一个妈妈Billy and Davy were twin brothers. And they were in the same class. One day the teacher asked the class to write a composition "My Mother". Davy wrote one and Billy just copiedit.     

Talking clock

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends,a college student led the way in to the den."What is the big brass gong and hammer for?"one of his friends asked.     

Young Love

I day at ember school one was a nice day. We were sitting outside and the students were practicing when along came a Chinese teacher I knew. I asked her what she was doing and she said, ＂I＇m looking for lovers.＂ I asked if she had found any and she said no, but she would find one. I said I didn＇t think so and she insisted, ＂Yes, I will find one.＂ I told her she would not find one but she might find two.     

Learn to Speak with Confidence

Public speaking is one of the most intimidating and important aspects of many jobs. The difficulty many people experienced and will experience when asked to speak publicly is the lack of confidence. Learning to speak with confidence is an indispensable resource for anyone who wants to speak with confidence.     

游过鳄鱼池

A rich man owned a large house with an outdoor swimming pool.He also owned a crocodile.He kept it in the pool.One day he asked his friends and a lot of people around his house to come to a party."How about a swim?" He asked.The pool looked very nice and clean but no one dared to go in for     

短文改错

A warm-heart nurse on her first day's work met a patient who had come to London like a traveler.She asked him if it was anything she could do for him.But he only waved his hands and said a few words she couldn't understand it. With a pleasant smile she asked him again and he just kept saying same words,but in a very low voice. Filling with pity for this man who had almost died so far away his native land,she rushed to the doctor     

阅读理解

Nasreddin wanted to buy some new clothes,sohe went to a shop.First he asked for some trousersand put them on,but then he took them off andgave them back to the shopkeeper and said,“No,give me a coat instead of these.”The man gave him a coat,and said,“This onecosts the same as the trousers.” Nasreddin took thecoat and walked out of the shop with it. Theshopkeeper ran after him and said,“You have notpaid for that coat!”“But I gave you the trousers for the coat,”saidNasreddin.“They co…     

A Probe of the Historical and Cultural Background for the Arab-Israeli Clash

The thesis probes the historical and cultural background for the Arab-Israeli clash in the Middle East.The research finds that in essence,the clash is a contest between the Arabs and the Jews for residence on the same one land.The clash resulted from their religious and cultural conventions on both sides,which were fostered during the history.Actually,it is a confrontation of two civilizations.     

Everything Is Nothing ——Nada In The Sun Also Rises

Many characters play their roles in Hemingway＇s first and most famous novel-The Sun Also Rises,they step on the stage and leave it one by one like the sunrise and sunset, obtaining nothing and leaving nothing. No matter how different they are, the result is the same for them, that is, nada, the world never changes a little for anyone, the sun is always rising in its own way. The formation and display of sut：h characters is closely related with Hemingway＇s own writing style , life experience and personality, the period of Lost Generation that both the characters and the author in also accounts for much.     

饥饿的蚱蜢

A 1)grasshopper spent the summer 2)hopping in the sun and singing to his heart's content.One day,an ant went hurrying by,looking very hot and 3)weary. "Why are you working on such a lovely day?" asked the grasshopper. "I'm collecting food for the winter,"said the ant,"and I suggest you do the same." And off she went,helping the other ants to carry food to their store.     

拯救海龟(英文)

Environmental groups in the United States are leading a campaign to save thousands of endangered (濒临灭绝的) sea turtles. They have asked Pope John Paul the Second to ban(禁令) turtle meat during the Christian religious observance (仪式,庆祝) known as Lent (四旬斋). Christians observe Lent in preparation for the holiday of Easter. Envi-ronmental groups say illegal turtle hunting is one of the major threats to endangered sea turtles in southern California and Mexico. It has been illegal to harvest and eat sea turtle meat in Mexico for more than ten years. However, demand for sea turtle meat is widespread in both Southern California and Mexico. Biologists believe that illegal hunting is one of the main reasons for the sharp drop in sea turtle populations during the past thirty years.     

A Conversation Between a Child and God

Once upon a time there was a child ready to be born. One day the child asked God,"They tell me you are going to send me to earth tomorrow,but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?" God replied,"Among the many angels,I have chosen one for you.She will be waiting for you and will take care of you."     

快乐时刻

Slylock Fox is visiting Miss Fox's fifth-grade class on Career Day．The scarlet[鲜红的]sleuth[侦探] asked the students to solve the following problem:A goat and a turtle stepped into an elevator[电梯]at the same time．One pushed the button for five,the other pushed the button for six．Why did the eleva-     

Umbrella

Yesterday my father went to work by 1,but he left his umbrella(雨伞) in one of the compartments(火车车厢).He told the 2 about it and they began to look for the umbrella."3 compartment did you leave your umbrella in?" the conductor asked.But my fathercouldn't 4. The conductor found an umbrella     

Shoot a Piture

We once went on an outing with an American couple.At one splendidscenery my husband wanted to make a suggestion that each eouple should take apicture for the other in turn,and then asked a passerby to take a picture for fourof us together.He remembered once he learned in an English textbook that     

The Power of Strong Will

Nothing is difficult to the man who has a strong will (决心). Long long ago, there lived two monks (和尚), one is tall and the other is short. Some day, the tall monk said to the short one, "I want to travel Wutai Mountain (五台山), can you accompany me?" "On what do you depend for going there?" asked the short monk. "A bottle and a bowl are quite enough for me," answered the tall monk. "Well, I have been trying to go there many years but failed. I bet you will wind up being failed like me.…     

A HELPINC HAND

＂Guess who is the highest this time？＂ our monitor asked us after the 2nd donation activity for the people in the earthquake-hit area.
＂The millionaire. There is no need to guess! ＂ one of us answered firmly. ＂The millionaire＂ refers to the richest student in our class whose parents are running two different companies and always wear the latest fashion.